Uploaded December 2020 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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Eat one and throw the rest away (you gotta)
Eat one and throw the rest away
When you live alone at Christmas-time your diet's turnin' on a dime
Eat one and throw the rest away

Eat one more then throw the rest away
Just eat one more then throw the rest away (come on)
Eat one more, it couldn't hurt! Tonight my dinner is dessert
Eat one more then throw the rest away

Rapidly eat as many as you can before you throw the rest away
Rapidly early as many as you can before you throw the rest away
Cause you don't want to be FAT for New Year's you just want to stand here above the garbage and eat all your cares away

Go back into the garbage for some you threw away
Go back into the garbage for some you threw away
Tonight you know your diet's wrecked, you have got no self-respect
Go back into the garbage and (LOLLLL💓)

No! You're an adult, you can live with snacks
You might as well just try and put these back!

(these instagram stories are from December, 2018)
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John Mayer. Thank you for always making me laugh. Or cry, depending. on situation. Merry Christmas!

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