Michael Crouch | Jesus! @Xoroaster | Uploaded April 2011 | Updated October 2024, 3 hours ago.
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An ode to Jesus!
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Lyrics:

One Sunday evening Virgin Mary
and her husband Joe
Were strolling through ole Bethlehem,
And had no where to go.

They stopped off at an Inn were told
you'll have to hit the hay
They found the place with goats and sheep
And that is where they stayed.

They had Jesus
Little Baby Jesus
He'll part the waters, heal the sick, and kill the dinosaurs,
He'll grow some apples, chop some wood, and slay the minotaur

When jesus killed the dinosaurs,
for mocking his goat tee
He summoned up his lightening eyes
And zapped em in the knee

In 1588 he saw
A mighty Spanish Fleet
He bent over, grabbed his toes,
And blew them back to sea.

He is Jesus,
Full grown, hairy Jesus,
He'll break some bread, and break some wind, and turn the table over
He'll raise the dead, and slay some kids, and walk out from the shore


When Jesus met Darth Vader
And Lord Voldemort,
They stabbed his side and struck him down
Gave him a crown of thorns.

In a cave the body
of Jesus Christ laid
Two Angels rolled the stone away
and Jesus left the grave

He is Jesus
Bloody Zombie Jesus
He'll moan and stumble, growl and hiss, in his search for brains
He'll stink and rot, ooze blood and puss, that look like drops of rain