Uploaded May 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago

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LYRICS
[verse:]
I once was just a fan
That's how it all began.
The Quartering my show
For all I'd need to know
But now some years have passed
Guess life comes at you fast
I'm now his Rumble mod
And oh my flippin' God!

[chorus:]
Each orange and each weekend
My view on life has bleakened.
I don't trust boomers any more,
A sense of doom has set up store.
Each ban I give or block now
I've grown numb to the shock now
Oh why oh why'd I choose to be
A moderator for... Jeremy.

[solo]

[chorus:]
Each orange and each weekend
My view on life has bleakened.
The show's become a feast of fail,
I just can't tell A-log from whale
I'm silencing them all now
Guess Quartering's a lol cow
Oh why oh why'd I choose to be
A moderator for... Jeremy.