Uploaded November 2017 | Updated September 2026, 1 hour ago

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just a little something to satisfy my jeff kaplan meme need. I went a bit quiet for a couple of months, but now I'm getting back into the groove, so stay subbed for more random sh*t!


lyrics:

Don’t play ranked
Don’t play ranked
Don’t play ranked
Don’t play ranked
Don’t play ranked
Don’t play ranked
Don’t play ranked
It’s not worth all the back pain
Might as well play another game
(Fortnite)
The enemy team has better aim
(Wow)
And somehow Jeff is the one to blame
(Yes)
Mercy is too powerful, such a shame
(No :()
Don’t play ranked
Don’t play ranked
Don’t play ranked

Don’t play ranked
Don’t play ranked
Don’t play ranked
Don’t play ranked
Don’t play ranked
Don’t play ranked
Don’t play ranked
It’s not worth all the back pain
Might as well play another game
(Fortnite)
The enemy team has better aim
(Wow)
And somehow Jeff is the one to blame
(Yes)
Mercy is too powerful, such a shame
(No :()
Don’t play ranked
Don’t play ranked
Don’t play ranked
I’m dropping Skill Rating by the minute
(damn)
This match only has noobs in it,
(skrr)
I need to carry hard just to win it,
...I’m at my limit
(pow)
None of this stuff be new to me,
It’s been that way since season 3,
The rising tide of toxicity,
(bad)
Started back in the day when we killed McCree.
(hammer)
At Blizzard we really love Hanzo,
(awesome)
Even though this adds to the problemo,
And the fact that we hate one-shot heroes
(Roadhog)
we are going to buff scatter arrow.
Anyway, sorry, I digress
I’ve got something I wanna get off my chest
(hairy)
Next time you’re in a match not trying your best
….Nothing will happen.
(haha)
Don’t play ranked
Don’t play ranked
Don’t play ranked
Don’t play ranked
Don’t play ranked
Don’t play ranked
Don’t play ranked
It’s not worth all the back pain
(skrr)
Might as well play another game
(Fortnite)
The enemy team has better aim
(Wow)
And somehow Jeff is the one to blame
(Yes)
Mercy is too powerful, such a shame
(No :()
Don’t play ranked
Don’t play ranked
Don’t play ranked