Spoicy Spooks | Jaws by Lemon Demon // Kidzbop cover @SpoicySpooks | Uploaded 4 years ago | Updated 1 hour ago
special thanks to my animal jam husbands that made this wonderful song possible
lyrics:
jaws kidzbop ahaha
jaws the shark lurking in the dark of the depths of the sea one day on a lark
decides to get rowdy
get real inappropriate and violent
takes a vacay on to amity island
sunshine lotion fun in the sun
water in the ocean
Everybody run!
because it's crazy how few cares this shark gives
he’ll scare nice ladies
he’ll frighten little kids
oh no
but the one thing keeping the community safe is a guy named brody and his pal richard drayfuss
jaws don't know that a storms gonna come
he just wants everybody to be his pal
get it?
get it?
the mayor dont care if the townsfolk get scared
he doesn't want to spoil christmas
he's like
“everyone cool it, and go for a swim!”
but holy cow here comes that cool dude
singing
jaws are here, here is jaws!
he is a cool dude with a very good cause
he was in a bad movie you shouldn't watch, it's called jaws
jaws is here
here is jaws
he was a epic man who respects the law
he was in a movie that only adults saw
long story short, the beach gets closed
the mayors like
ok yea well this isn't cool
but suddenly the mean people sold jaw’s toys
but the wrong little shark baby ends up sad
it was jaws little brother
now he's mad
the mayor just rose to the top of his list
he tiptoes in his house in the middle of the night
and he steals his toy back in a single minute
golly
now the mayors sad
so brodys in charge
he knows the real stealer is still at large
so he and the dreyfuss make a decision
they are going on a mission
they're gonna go looking
for jaws
a man named quint lets them use his boat
on the condition that he be the one to kiss jaws throat
because he was a sailor back in 1952
and jaws scared all his friends
holy cow!
jaws is here
here is jaws
he is a bad fish whos kinda mean
he is a bully don’t watch his movie
jaws is here
here is jaws
he is a funky little guy who needs better manners
he was in a movie that nobody should see
they're out on the sea
they wait all morning
where could jaws be
he's nowhere in sight
dreyfuss decides to go down in a house
and jaws shows up and throws a fit
he throws his toys and makes a big mess
while dreyfuss gets very scared but doesn't pee
he hides behind the rock like a tiny baby man
and he still doesnt pee his pants that's yucky
brody's like
we should get some rest its past our bedtime
so they go home and get a good night's sleep
the best sleep anyones ever had
gonna hit jaws buttocks
or i guess his tail
yea his tail
but oh my gosh
jaws jumps out and quint gets a booboo
right on his kneecap
up in the sky there’s a shooting star
that's not quint he never flew in the sky before
brodys kinda mad, he's all like darnit
he takes a pool noodle and wields onto a rocket
jaws last words are “stan kidz bop”
then he gives the toys back he's so nice
yea
jaws went to bed
goodnight jaws
he was a tired little shark who yawned
don't watch movies before you go to bed you'll be scared
jaws is sleeping
here he is, in bed
he was a shark who apologized
he was not in a movie shush your mouths
stop saying he was in a movie no he wasn't stop fibbing
oh my gosh guys he wasn't i swear
jaws is in school
have fun learning jaws
hes learning math in the class
woah look he's doing the fractions
jaws is still breathing
at the elementary school
hello jaws
he got bullied
oh dang that's kinda mean you shouldn't do that
sharks exist but they are kinda scary
woah!
HE WASN'T IN A MOVIE STOP ASKING
jaws is at the park
have fun jaws
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT GUYS HE WASNT IN A MOVIE HOLY SHIT STOP FUCKING CAPPING HE WASNT ILL KILL ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD HE WASNT IN A MOVIE EXPESSILLY ONE CALLED JAWS I WILL SHIT IN YOUR CEREAL

jaws is alive

he’s not dead

stan kidzbop