Uploaded October 2022 | Updated September 2026, 27 minutes ago

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Jamie Gooch of Texas (Cough! Cough! MAGA-Q!) has left reality on her crusade to warn other parents about letting their children watch “Hocus Pocus 2 and Ratatouille,” which are evil! The film revolves around three child-hungry witches played by Bette Midler, Sarah Jessica Parker and Kathy Najimy. You know, fictional characters.

“A worst case scenario is: you unleash hell on your kids and in your home,” Goochie Momma said. “The whole movie is based on witches harvesting children for blood sacrifices. Don't watch this film! Everybody thinks it’s fake & innocent, but they could be casting any type of spell that they want to, anything could be coming through that TV screen into your home.”

The Gooch also mentioned that her family hasn't taken part in Halloween in a few years because, “The thought of exposing my kids to darkness” just pains her! The years before that were cool though right? Wonder if she told her kids about Christmas and Easter originating from Pagan celebrations?

“I believe whatever comes in our TV screens: there are things attached to that, I’ve seen for myself the things that I’ve watched with my eyes or heard over a TV screen, they’ve become manifested in real life, and then I think ‘oh my gosh, what did I consume?’”

Then she cried some more before running into the living room with her Holy-Frying-Pan of Fictional-Witch-Smiting (+3 against the undead) to save her children who cried out that witches were in there with them.

Sadly, that part is true.

Enjoy!