Uploaded December 2021 | Updated September 2026, 40 minutes ago
Whiskey Thinks I Am (Official Lyric Video)
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LYRICS
Chorus
I’m a go-getter, when my whistle is wetter
A genius in his prime
Anything you can do, I can do better
The Da Vinci of my time
I have all of the answers to every problem
As long as they’re not mine
When I become just half the man
That the whiskey thinks I am
Verse 1
Woke up, rinsed off
Put the eggs in the pan, put the coffee in the pot
Hopped in the van, and headed for the lot at work
Hello Boss, how are you?
Know I’m five minutes late, that old interstate
Was blocked all the way on up to the avenue
He said, “Son, no excuse,
Gonna give you the rest of the whole damn afternoon
You’re Fired”
So here I am, drink in my hand
Trying really hard to understand
Why I can’t just be half the man
That the whiskey thinks I am
Chorus
Cause I’m a go-getter, when my whistle is wetter
A genius in his prime
Anything you can do I can do better
The Da Vinci of my time
I have all of the answers to every problem
As long as they’re not mine
When I become just half the man
That the whiskey thinks I am
Verse 2
Hello Darlin’, nice to see you
I stole that line from a Conway tune
But I don’t mind if it helps me get closer to you
Please pour us, a round
Put it all on my tab, and fill up your glass
Feel free to add, more when it gets low
Hey I just lost my job,
But I still got one last paycheck left to use,
On you
So here I am, drink in my hand
Asking you all about your plans
Hoping that you'll see just half the man
That the whiskey thinks I am
Chorus
Cause I’m a go-getter, when my whistle is wetter
A genius in his prime
Anything you can do I can do better
The Da Vinci of my time
I have all of the answers to every problem
As long as they’re not mine
When I become just half the man
That the whiskey thinks I am
Cause I’m a go-getter, when my whistle is wetter
A genius in his prime
Anything you can do I can do better
The DaVinci of my time
I have all of the answers to every problem
As long as they’re not mine
When I become just half the man
That the whiskey thinks I am
When I become just half the man
That the whiskey thinks I am
Written By: Daryl Scott, Jade Eagleson
#FactorFunded
vevo.ly/Rh9unb
Whiskey Thinks I Am (Official Lyric Video)
Listen to Jade Eagleson’s Honkytonk Revival album here: jadeeagleson.link/HTRYd
Follow Jade Eagleson:
Website: jadeeagleson.com
Facebook: facebook.com/jadeeagleson
Instagram: instagram.com/jadeeagleson
Twitter: twitter.com/jadeeagleson
TikTok: tiktok.com/@thejadeeagleson
LYRICS
Chorus
I’m a go-getter, when my whistle is wetter
A genius in his prime
Anything you can do, I can do better
The Da Vinci of my time
I have all of the answers to every problem
As long as they’re not mine
When I become just half the man
That the whiskey thinks I am
Verse 1
Woke up, rinsed off
Put the eggs in the pan, put the coffee in the pot
Hopped in the van, and headed for the lot at work
Hello Boss, how are you?
Know I’m five minutes late, that old interstate
Was blocked all the way on up to the avenue
He said, “Son, no excuse,
Gonna give you the rest of the whole damn afternoon
You’re Fired”
So here I am, drink in my hand
Trying really hard to understand
Why I can’t just be half the man
That the whiskey thinks I am
Chorus
Cause I’m a go-getter, when my whistle is wetter
A genius in his prime
Anything you can do I can do better
The Da Vinci of my time
I have all of the answers to every problem
As long as they’re not mine
When I become just half the man
That the whiskey thinks I am
Verse 2
Hello Darlin’, nice to see you
I stole that line from a Conway tune
But I don’t mind if it helps me get closer to you
Please pour us, a round
Put it all on my tab, and fill up your glass
Feel free to add, more when it gets low
Hey I just lost my job,
But I still got one last paycheck left to use,
On you
So here I am, drink in my hand
Asking you all about your plans
Hoping that you'll see just half the man
That the whiskey thinks I am
Chorus
Cause I’m a go-getter, when my whistle is wetter
A genius in his prime
Anything you can do I can do better
The Da Vinci of my time
I have all of the answers to every problem
As long as they’re not mine
When I become just half the man
That the whiskey thinks I am
Cause I’m a go-getter, when my whistle is wetter
A genius in his prime
Anything you can do I can do better
The DaVinci of my time
I have all of the answers to every problem
As long as they’re not mine
When I become just half the man
That the whiskey thinks I am
When I become just half the man
That the whiskey thinks I am
Written By: Daryl Scott, Jade Eagleson
#FactorFunded
vevo.ly/Rh9unb
