YTP: A Great Big Cuck ChickenPika 2015-12-31 | Just a short one (you think you know what I mean) today, since I only learned that Michael had MORE new videos up about two hours ago. I wasn't destined to sleep today.
CaptainPlums Account Terminated [NOT ANYMORE] ChickenPika 2021-09-09 | CP asked me if I could mention this for him, and I'm happy to do it. Unfortunately, we lost the main channel of one of the Rosen OGs recently, and he wants you to know where to find him. Alt channel: youtube.com/channel/UCJ48oM729MyV_HQe38HpXwwTwitter: twitter.com/captainplumsF in the chat, lads. Let's hope he gets it back.
Corona Cure Quest Collab Announcement (link in description) ChickenPika 2021-08-30 | youtube.com/watch?v=Yxdk-LRCTrEI was not the most... punctual of collab partners, to say the least, but Cap was great to work with and I think we made something you'll love.music used: youtu.be/hoap3gfnrgo
YTP: The Michael Rosen Recovery ChickenPika 2020-10-26 | I'm back. For one more video or more than one, I have no idea, but I felt like doing a new one. You guys have been very good to me while I've been gone. I read all your comments and you make me happy. If you're interested in more from me, (as you'll see in the video), I post multiple times daily on my Facebook page, Shitpost-chan (facebook.com/YourOpinionAShit) and I stream on Twitch multiple times a week at twitch.tv/hammerthebiscuits. Congrats to Michael on his recovery from Covid!
YTP: The Going Far Far Away Special ChickenPika 2019-02-08 | Hello everyong. This may well be my last video. I won’t promise any more after this, though some may happen in the future if the mood strikes me and I have the time. But this is effectively the end of my YTP career for the time being. You’ve all been great. Truly. You’ve made me so happy, and I hope I’ve made you happy in return. But I no longer feel that I can keep this up. I'd just be doing it for you, which is perfectly valid, but when I started making these, I did so because I enjoyed it. I find I'm no longer enjoying making videos. So instead of continuing without passion, I chose to throw in the towel. I hope you understand. There are other reasons, but that's the main one. Music used (because YouTube thought it would be a fantastic idea to get rid of annotations):1. 0:01-0:03Bakemonogatari: Suteki Meppou youtube.com/watch?v=5OwA78TNwFQ2. 0:30-0:40 Made In Abyss: Pathway: youtube.com/watch?v=n5eJ-UCKSsE3. 3:00-3:02 Diddy Kong Racing title theme: youtube.com/watch?v=pwU_WueGQQM4. 4:26-4:33Rush: Subdivisions (8-bit Remix): youtube.com/watch?v=Nku2FdZ0w3c5, 6, 7. 5:46-5:55Big Bang Theory opening, Himouto Umaru-chan Opening, Nickelback: Rock Star Ummm… I won’t link that. 8. 7:12-7:13SWR- Suika Ibuki’s Theme –Broken Moon: youtube.com/watch?v=GGlt8rLwWzQ9: 7:50-9:00Undertale OST: Undertale: youtube.com/watch?v=EBhFHJMVfiISo, as I embark on this next chapter in my life, I want to say I’m very pleased to have been a part of this community. It’s wonderful, and the response I’ve gotten over these six years of Rosen poopage has been tremendous. I love you all very much, and I hope you all get exactly what you want in the future. Thank you. P.S. I won’t be responding much to any comments after this. It’s just because of how busy I’ll be as I prepare. You’ll get a response eventually, please bear with me.
YTP: Horrible Games With a Two Year Old ChickenPika 2018-05-07 | Happy 7th of May! Here's the collab: youtube.com/watch?v=IyAvS54sfHIHere's my entry to the collab: youtube.com/watch?v=YzuyjPdUIN0Note that only one of the games is horrible, the other two are great, as Michael says.
YTP: My Dad Subtly Insults Me (72nd Birthday Collab Entry) ChickenPika 2018-05-07 | Collab here: youtube.com/watch?v=IyAvS54sfHITwo videos today. Here's the other one: youtube.com/watch?v=0tDuUjKalrY&feature=youtu.be
YTP: The Noice ChickenPika 2018-03-12 | I hope the sentence-mixing works in that one part. It's more difficult when I use a source I don't know like the back of my hand (on the bridge)
YTP: Spotty Windows ChickenPika 2018-03-10 | Please read:This was not meant to be especially long or especially fantastic, it was more in celebration of getting my videos back, and a way to update you guys who aren't on the Facebook without making another video with my big dumb face. I wanted to get it out tonight before I went to bed, since the strikes were removed today.So, the copyright strikes have been dropped, and no one representing Rosen has told me he or his family would prefer I not make videos of him, so it's business as usual for the next little while. Thank you all for being so immensely supportive and patient. I've come to expect no less from you, but it's still lovely each time I see it. There are still Rosen poopers who haven't gotten their videos back, and to those poopers, I would suggest doing as I did and contesting the strikes, as you will not be sued. I can explain why that is if you ask. Again, thank you all. You mean quite a lot to me.
YTP: Michaels Class Needs Addiction Counseling ChickenPika 2018-01-24 | Kept you waiting, huh?So, updates, then.I just wanted to thank you all for always waiting so patiently and being so supportive. Unfortunately, we’re nearing a point where I don’t feel like I can promise videos anymore. (This isn’t my last, before you worry about that.)If all goes well, I’ll be embarking on a new chapter in my life in the coming year (I’ll tell you about it when I’m more confident it’ll happen), and at some point there will be a video that explains all that (along with a lot of new content; it won’t just be an update video). I might keep making videos after that, but I can’t promise anything. As always, thank you for everything, and you can expect more from me until I tell you not to, basically.
YTP: Mum Sits Where She Shouldnt ChickenPika 2017-05-07 | So I was in an oddly productive mood today. I just sat down and did this. Happy 7th of May.
YTP: Mum Reads the Gas Meter ChickenPika 2017-05-07 | Birthday Collab entry. Enjoy! I'm still working away, just very slowly. You're all very patient with me, and I appreciate it.
YTP: Presents in my Ass ChickenPika 2016-12-02 | Short one this time. You have all my sorries. I've been doing important things like p̶l̶a̶y̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶v̶i̶d̶e̶o̶ ̶g̶a̶m̶e̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶ w̶a̶t̶c̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶n̶i̶m̶e̶ ̶l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶d̶e̶g̶e̶n̶e̶r̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶I̶ ̶a̶m̶ studying and preparing for my future like a good boy. As I said, I don't have a Twitter account and never will, so I'm not the dude photoshopping pics of people's dead relatives and espousing the benefits of National Socialism, or whatever he's doing now. This is my Facebook page in case he also makes one. facebook.com/Chickenpika
YTP: Shashens Cleaves the Earth in Twain ChickenPika 2016-09-29 | Right. I think I got that out of my system. I'm much happier with this one than with the last one.
YTP: Shashens Chokes on Patriotic Canadian Sus ChickenPika 2016-09-18 | And finally we can take away the toast
YTP: Michaels Dad Washes his Grandmothers ChickenPika 2016-05-11 | I'm bad at titles. My entry into The 70th Birthday Collab, hosted by ThePlamzJoker!
YTP: Jan, Little Girls, and Bubba the Sex Offender ChickenPika 2016-03-09 | Man! 2016 times were WEIRD. Thank you for waiting! There will probably be no 25k special, I'm sorry to say. However, good things are in the works! Here are the links from the end of the video. My guest spot on CoolGamingName: youtube.com/watch?v=0TCGo2f4tfMWE ARE JAPANESE GOBLINyoutube.com/watch?v=Tc8iu0XFUQcPlease don't be a twat and say "THUMBS UP IF CHICKENPIKA SENT YOU HERE" or other similar crap.Also, would you believe that I didn't think to make another Goblin joke having to do with that song? It's true.
YTP: The Babyslitter ChickenPika 2015-11-28 | I figured I should probably upload something instead of just playing Fallout 4 constantly. And working, but mostly playing Fallout 4 constantly. I have two more videos mostly completed, one of which uses Rosen's new videos.
YTP: Game of Chickens ChickenPika 2015-08-18 | PLEASE READ: This video is intended for enjoyment and entertainment, is classified as a "parody" under Fair Use (in American copyright law) and Fair Dealing (under my native Canadian copyright law), and does not represent any challenge to or violation of any copyright held by either Home Box Office or George R.R. Martin. If you represent, legally or otherwise, any party that had anything to do with the creation of the source material for this video, understand that the purpose of this video is purely entertainment.
YTP: Dark Sauce ChickenPika 2015-08-12 | "Parody" under Fair Use, etc. No challenge intended to copyrights, and all that. This isn't exactly fantastic, but I wanted to try a new source.
YTP: Slippery and Sticky ChickenPika 2015-06-20 | Cameo from MadMothz included! youtube.com/user/UMBollieSD94/featured
YTP: Tim Flaps His Windmills ChickenPika 2015-06-07 | Heavily inspired by ThePlamzJoker's video, "Tim Rubs One Out."
YTP: The Michael Rosen Rapid Snatch Expansion (15k Sub Special) ChickenPika 2015-05-19 | I never thought I would have a video with over a million views, let alone two videos with over a million views. Holy shit. [Don't get too excited. Only 15 minutes of this is an original poop. The rest is shout-outs, but I've chosen the best bits (in my opinion) of the poopers I've given shout-outs to, so those should be fun as well.] (Also, I have a Facebook page! facebook.com/Chickenpika Go there now! Or don't. Whichever.)The title is a filthy lie. There's also some Ashens, Sabine, and a few other sources. And, obviously, there's not all that much widening of vaginas. Also, the exact bit in the thumbnail never actually happens. I sit on a throne of festering lies. Thank you all so much for your support!
YTP: Michael Cant Get a Moments Peace Round Here (69th Birthday Collab) ChickenPika 2015-05-07 | Link to the three-hour beast itself: youtube.com/watch?v=yJOC01nd2ms
15,000 Subscriber Special Preview ChickenPika 2015-05-05 | The music at the beginning is "Hyouri" from the Bakemonogatari OST. This was a long time in the making. By which I mean, it's been a long time since I've made a sub special, not that this took a particularly long time to make. I have nine minutes finished, and a lot of ideas for how I'll do the rest of it. Expect mostly Rosen, some Ashens, and maybe a bit of Sabine. Also, shoutouts, but they won't count toward the 15 minutes, so you'll get 15 minutes of YTP.
YTP: The Dead Poor People ChickenPika 2015-04-18 | The song is "Timing is Everything" by Chris deBurgh.Fill my mouth with that thick sweet filler!Sorry about the wait. I do have another one up, but you can't see it until the 7th of May when the collab goes up, so you can look forward to that. Again, sorry about the wait, but I've been busy studying and looking for a job. Definitely studying and looking for a job, not playing Fallout: New Vegas and obsessively watching Game of Thrones. Anyway, I love you all very much.
YTP: Shashens Drinks Naughty Animal Jelly ChickenPika 2015-03-29 | Original copyright belongs to Stuart Ashen, etc. I prefer this to my other Ashens poop, but don't expect this to either top or replace my Rosen poops. I just had a word document full of potential jokes that I accumulated while watching Ashens obsessively. A big thank you to Max Charlton for reminding me which video Ashen says "How 'bout you fuck off," in.
YTP: Michael Harvests Plum Sauce ChickenPika 2015-03-17 | Follow me. Set me free. Trust me and we will escape from the Skyfoogle.
YTP: Ashens Reviews Some Shish ChickenPika 2015-01-13 | Hello! Yeah, this is a new bit of source material for me. I hope you enjoy it. Also, I want to apologize to all of the people who've ever been disappointed in me. Not if you didn't like a few or all of my videos: frankly, I don't care about that, but rather, I apologize for constantly promising things and then never actually keeping my promises. That's a very bad habit to have. So, in future, I will make a much greater effort to k̶e̶e̶p̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶m̶i̶s̶e̶s̶ not promise anything.
YTP: Of Raps and Rosens ChickenPika 2014-12-30 | Sorry about the delay. I had to find a way to get a mouse that works on my laptop's shitty usb ports, because I wasn't about to start making videos with the fucking trackpad. Also, go subscribe to ThePlamzJoker, because he's probably my favourite youtube pooper and every time I see that I have more subscribers than he does it makes me feel like something somewhere went very wrong.
YTP: The Great Big Windmill Conspiracy (Special) ChickenPika 2014-10-24 | (I have a Facebook page, by the way. It's a good place to ask me anything you'd like or tell me to get gud fgt. facebook.com/Chickenpika)This is what you've been waiting for, right? RIIIIGHT?Anyway, as I said at the end of the video, I decided to stop it there for now, since I wasn't making any progress and I wanted to get more pooping done without worrying about this one. So yeah.
YTP: RE4 Unlimited Knife Works ChickenPika 2014-10-20 | Remember when I said I wouldn't upload any more videos until I finished Michael Plays Katawa Shoujo 2?Yeah, I might have lied a little. Anyway, I'm thinking I might just upload what I have of MPKS2 (about five minutes) and then do a part 3 at some point in the future (Gaben.portablenetworkgraphic).
YTP: Such a Sad, Sad Place ChickenPika 2014-08-19 | Hey, guys and gals. Sorry I've been silent for so long. This is not the thing I promised I was working on, but rather this is the thing I was working on when I should have been working on the thing I promised I was working on. But don't worry, the aforementioned promised thing is coming along nicely, and it'll be done before I put out anything else (which is what I said the last time). Anyway, I hope everyone's been doing well. I'm neither dead nor on hiatus, I've just been letting real life get in the way of more important things. I have a girlfriend now, and a job, and several RPG groups that meet infrequently, but I can't pretend it's not just procrastination keeping me from finishing stuff. I'm never going to stop Youtube Pooping.Well, I can't promise I won't at least do something with my account when they're doing all the background checking for the RCMP when I apply, but I plan to go right back to it if I stop for a bit.
YTP: Marmalade Disappears into The Great Portuguese Crevice ChickenPika 2014-06-03 | Yes, I know it's been a while. I'll never quit making youtube poops (at least, not in the near future, and even if my account gets fucked I'll still just make a new one and keep going), but I might take some time off every once and a while. However, as Michael says, I haven't been static, and this is just here to tide you over while I work on something much better (and more labour-intensive), the nature of which you can probably guess, but I won't give you any hints.
YTP: Stormcloak Soldiers Sexual Frustration Gets Out of Hand ChickenPika 2014-03-29 | Welp, I missed my chance to do a 5k special because of schoolwork, but there's a big one coming up (no hints). So, the video credits are Hi5M0F0 for the guard dialogue, and that's here:youtube.com/watch?v=PI6hGG8ZX4cAnd Fragware for the emperor bits, and that's here: youtube.com/watch?v=mYSKXIZW8wI
YTP: Michael of the Valley of the Windmills (Clean Rosen Collab 2 entry) ChickenPika 2014-03-10 | Sorry about not getting this in earlier. I had a lot of projects to do.I just passed in my paper for Studies in Transporting Wooden Vikings, so I had the time to finish this.
YTP: Barbers, Woodmills, and Sticky Christmas Presents ChickenPika 2014-02-16 | This is a little crappy (edit, one day later: apparently not. Glad you liked it), but my excuse is that I'm saving all my good non-snatch-related jokes (that's my new way of saying "dirty jokes") for my upcoming collab entry which I would have already started if not for my second playthrough of the Mass Effect trilogy. Bags and bags of dicks. Big ones, small ones, all confined in bags. You get the basic idea.
YTP: Michael Desecrates the Dead ChickenPika 2014-01-11 | Terrifyingthumbnail.jpgSo yeah, this took a while.I hope you like it. I thought it was pretty good. The music is Strength of A Thousand Men by Two Steps from Hell, and Lunatic Eyes by everyone's favourite loli-loving drunkard, Zun. The source of the "anime," (it's fanmade) is Touhou Project, a series of vertical shooters involving literally hundreds (and I'm using "literally" correctly here, there are hundreds) of flying little girls with silly hats. There is also more porn of that series than of any series of anything (games, movies, TV, anime) ever created, it seems. Yeah. Anyway, I don't actually care if you don't like anime, but I encourage you to be a dickhead and tell me not to ever put anything you don't like in a video again, because I welcome the opportunity to give snarky replies.
YTP: Michael Gives Bad Teaching Advice ChickenPika 2013-12-28 | Welp, sorry about the long delay with no uploads. You may be glad to know that I have a really good (in my opinion) story-driven Rosen poop almost finished, as well as a short poop of Skyrim of all things, also almost finished. My day? Been pretty good. Just bought a pony made of diamonds.
YTP: Michael Rosens Abusive Childhood (2,500 sub special) ChickenPika 2013-11-27 | Welp, here it is. I'm very pleased I was able to get this far. Of course, I don't plan to stop. Ever.By the way, since Google's new update to Youtube is a 40 pound box of AIDS, could you try to remember to enable replies by anyone on your comments when you post them? Because that way I can reply to you. For some reason or other, Google decided it would be a great idea to make it so comments shared publicly can't be commented on by the public, ensuring that if I want to make a snarky reply to some dumb shit, I have to say "@NarutoInuyashaCallOfDuty360noscopeheadshotPewDiePiefan1337XD: You are a massive twat and here are several entertaining reasons why." or something like that. Quick. Get out. Get out of here. Google has escaped.Song at the beginning is Eastern Sky of Scarlet Perception from by Zun (from the Touhou games),Song at 3:22 is 1812 Overture, Song immediately after that is My Horrible Music Will Go On by Celine Dion,Song at 3:53 is Spirit of Radio by Rush
YTP: Michael the Public Masturbator (Random Rosen Collab Entry) ChickenPika 2013-11-03 | I used to be an adventurer like you, then I started beating my meat to West African communists. (Full collab: youtube.com/watch?v=LwBsVY1Yipw)(Yes, I'm well aware that that meme is as dry as a convention on drought prevention set in the Australian outback in the middle of summer with no refreshments provided and hosted by octogenarians, but I don't care. I will resurrect dead jokes and I will enjoy it.)
YTP: The London Slave Auction ChickenPika 2013-10-14 | Wow, I'm just about to hit 2k subs. That's more than I would ever have thought I would get. I should start work on my 2.5k special. I decided a while back that my milestones would be 500, 1k, 2.5k, 5k, and the logical progression after that.Some of you will be happy to know I started collecting gameplay footage for Michael Plays Katawa Shoujo 2. Well, tried to. Fraps doesn't seem to work with Katawa Shoujo, so I'll find another piece of game capture software that does.
YTP: The Tyrannical Inspeps ChickenPika 2013-10-08 | If you're ever strung up from the wall bars, remember the proper finger and thumb position.
YTP: Michael Keeps Foreigners in the Cupboard (Plamless Journey collab entry) ChickenPika 2013-09-26 | Yeah, this is short and kind of crappy. Sorry about that.This won't be in the actual collab because I threw it together the day after the deadline because I forgot about the collab, but RootNegativeSixteen will kindly put it into the outtakes video that will go up after. For those of you who weren't aware, the Plamless Journey collab, as the name implies, has no Plams references whatsoever. Knowing the way these things (collabs with rules) work, half of the entries will have something to do with the actual rules of the collab, as happened with the Clean Rosen Collab by RobGBA. I personally was planning to make a joke like "A BAG OF PLumbing tools" or something, but I didn't have time because, instead of actually doing my duty as a member of the Rosen YTP community and making an excellent entry with good jokes and submitting it when it was actually due, I was playing Fire Emblem and somehow managing to completely forget the deadline, and also working on a half-assed non-Rosen poop during the few moments when I wasn't either in class or playing Fire Emblem. I tend to write long sentences, if you haven't already figured that out.
YTP: Shaking the Speare ChickenPika 2013-09-21 | Poor Ben Kinglsey and his poor swirly face. All copyrights blah blah blah their respective owners blah, no challenge intended (although, if you were to offer, I could totally kick your ass at Smash Bros., you lovely copyright people, you).
YTP: The Forbidden Plams ChickenPika 2013-09-04 | No one ever really knows what the vikings are up to.
