Uploaded April 2014 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
I always thought that J Jonah Jameson was a boss. He is such an awesome character. So why doesn't he get his own bathroom?
Probably because during his performance review he almost said something inappropriate, and pushed his reviewer a little too far...
I made this in about 1 hour, because I was trying to match the mouths of the characters to the lyrics. This was fun to make, and I consider it to be like a tribute to a trilogy of this awesome, humorous character. Comments and feedback are welcome. Thanks for watching and stay tuned for more :)
Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
I always thought that J Jonah Jameson was a boss. He is such an awesome character. So why doesn't he get his own bathroom?
Probably because during his performance review he almost said something inappropriate, and pushed his reviewer a little too far...
I made this in about 1 hour, because I was trying to match the mouths of the characters to the lyrics. This was fun to make, and I consider it to be like a tribute to a trilogy of this awesome, humorous character. Comments and feedback are welcome. Thanks for watching and stay tuned for more :)
Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
![[YTP] BONKLE: Legends of Metro City](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/TyEVeoWOaRs/mqdefault.jpg "[YTP] BONKLE: Legends of Metro City
In the time before the time before time, Vakama and the other Turaga of Mata Nui were themselves a team of incompetent Toa.
When their predecessor, Toa Lhikan, tasks them with the all-important mission of saving ‘the heart of Metru Nui’ and doesn’t bother to clarify exactly what that is, the bewildered Vakama and the other Toa flounder around in confusion and discover their mask powers. Concurrently, Vakama receives distressing visions of the Matrix and seeks out the Avengers for help. While Whenua’s lame mask turns him into a flashlight and receives criticism from everyone, the others use their newfound abilities to mess with each other. Meanwhile, Makuta takes control of the city, despite making no attempt to hide his subterfuge and blatantly outing himself in public.
Definitely been wanting to do this movie for a while, though I really struggled to get stuff out of this movie initially. And there (should be) more Bionicle on the way. For myself, the Bionicle fans, as well as the general audience of AlpacaHawk, please enjoy.
Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)
I found this movie more difficult than MoL, and so far WoS is proving to be even more so. But it finally (as usual) took off and I ended up with way more material than expected. I was going to make it shorter and then maybe have a deleted scenes, because I really wanted to include everything. But with retirement on the way I figured as may as well give it everything before I go. That will pretty much be the standard from now on: long videos and include almost everything as part of my last hoorah.
Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.")
![[YTP] Chicken Walk](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/U1-ZHOT8o1Q/mqdefault.jpg "[YTP] Chicken Walk
Rocky, Ginger and the other chickens try to escape the Tweedy’s farm, or risk being victims of their malfunctioning pie machine.
Finally, after a lot of hard work, perseverance and hard work, it is finally finished. This took me a while because, as usual, I encountered some problems. I had a few other things to put in it, but I just couldn’t get iMovie to work for them. I’m still happy with how it turned out and I hope you enjoy it.
Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)
Next up: J Jonah Jameson finally gets the recognition he deserves.
Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.")
![[YTP] Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of Chancellor Plasticine](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Wn13i5aUocc/mqdefault.jpg "[YTP] Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of Chancellor Plasticine
Upon being discovered to be a Sith Lord, Palpatine has gone into hiding, taking up residence in a small town in England as the local vicar. Meanwhile, Wallace tries to undergo liposuction due to him being unable to process vegetables and Victor has a problem with an overdeveloped trigger finger.
After making a cameo appearance in Chicken Walk, the dynamic duo take the spotlight in their own adventure. This was originally over 20 minutes long so I decided to split them into 2 different videos, with different themes and characters arcs in each. So there will be another full length W&G video to come. Twice the video, double the fall.. I mean fun.
Hope you enjoy. Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)
This particular video stemmed from the fact that when I was younger the vicar looked like Palpatine to me. He still gives me that vibe. So thats the reason for all the Palpatine references.
For those wondering what happened to Bionicle: Web of Shadows, its probably isnt going to happen. I did want to do it and tie off the trilogy, but at this point I dont have a lot of material for it (I had started W&G a while ago, during Bonkle 1 & 2 but before any work on 3). With the few projects I definitely want to complete before retiring, Bionicle WoS unfortunately does not fit into my remaining timetable. I may return to it later if theres time and more script, but at this point it does not seem likely so dont get your hopes up. Sorry to the Bonkle fans who were expecting it and know that it does not mean I dont like the movie any less or that I didnt want to. Im just running out of time.
Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.")
![[YTP] Wallace & Gromit: The Hearse of the Square Babbitt](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Y30qnY7Nfqg/mqdefault.jpg "[YTP] Wallace & Gromit: The Hearse of the Square Babbitt
Aside from endangering the lives of their fellow citizens by recklessly driving around in their mechanically unsound vehicle, the materialistic Wallace and Gromit run a pest control business and charge exorbitant fees in order to fund their side project making alternative nutritional smoothies. In other news, Victor keeps blurting out his schemes to his prey and the traumatised reverend has a little too much alcohol prior to his next church appearance.
The dynamic duo are back again for another insanity driven adventure. This is the other section to the original that was over 20 minutes long, but I decided to split them into 2 different videos, with different themes and characters arcs in each. Twice the video, double the fall. I mean fun. Hope you enjoy. Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)
Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.")
![[YTP] J. Jonah Jameson Wins An Oscar](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/YCs9INh1HHY/mqdefault.jpg "[YTP] J. Jonah Jameson Wins An Oscar
J. Jonah Jameson receives an oscar for one of his greatest performances. He also uses the occasion to not only inflate his ego, but to insult Peter Parker and everyone else.
I had a lot of fun making this. I’ve been wanting to do this video for a while, but I just never got around to it. And it turned out a lot better than I originally planned, with more than I initially scripted. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)
Just to let you know, I have started on the Star Wars video. I haven’t had much time to work on it recently though, so it’s a bit slow at the moment. I almost finished this video around the end of production for Chicken Walk, as a side project. Since Star Wars is taking time, I thought I would upload this for you to enjoy in the meantime. Life is busy.
Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.")
