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Oh hey, a new song!

So, sorry for not doing much more new stuff these days, I'm actually working on a bunch of different projects that are taking quite a bit of time.

Regardless, here's a new song for y'all to enjoy, inspired by the ridiculous notion that somehow, bronies would be better off not watching the show. It's kind of like saying a rapist would be a better person if he didn't wear socks with sandals. Of course, he wouldn't.
Because socks and sandals are fucking badass. And so are ponies.

Lyrically, this is slightly inspired by a song by a French rap / punk rock band, which I'll let you guess.

This is my first song made using Reaper, on HeyLasFas's suggestion. The software is definitively pretty fricking awesome, I'm probably gonna use it much more in the future!

Music & Lyrics by me, all instruments and vocal parts performed by me.

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DOWNLOAD LINK: mediafire.com/?sbcpg3cnt1a10jz

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Since I've stopped watching ponies,
I'm not scared to talk to girls,
I can take a look around me
And see that I live in a nice world

I no longer live in a basement,
And I've finally found a job
I no longer live with my parents,
And I don't feel like I'm a slob

I spend my days doing productive stuff
Instead of browsing the Internet,
I don't stay up all night
And wake up at 3pm

Yes, I live my life as it should be
Since I've stopped watching My Little Pony

Since I've stopped watching ponies,
I've got hobbies of all sorts,
I go out with my friends at night,
And now I do a lot of sport

I have lost more than twenty pounds,
And I can box pretty well
I feel like happiness I've truly found,
And I even got a girlfriend

Now when I don't know what to do,
I just call a friend and hang out
I've finally realized
What life's all about

Yes, I live my life as it should be
Since I've stopped watching My Little Pony

Since I've stopped watching ponies,
I've got good grades at school
I can easily get into Harvard,
'Cause I've stopped watching this cartoon

I finally feel like the future,
Has got something for me,
Now I'm making plans for my life,
Since I've given up ponies

My health is getting better,
And I'm now immune to STDs
I'm now a source of pride
For my family

Yes, I live my life as it should be
Since I've stopped watching My Little Pony