Uploaded January 2015 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago
Christmas, 1998 style! ...what do you MEAN that last Christmas was more than 3 weeks ago now? Ah, whatever.
This is in-between a CITV showing of a 1995 animated (presumably straight-to-TV) adaptation of "The Snow Queen" and looking at the bits of it I've seen while doing all this digitizing, it looks GLORIOUSLY crap-tastic and I can't wait to see what I was missing. In effect of nobody touching this part of the tape with a ten-foot touching stick for years, the quality's...gorgeous! This transmission's from 1998 but the tape this is on might as well be a Laserdisc for the most part. Anyhoo, to business...
CONTENTS!:
1) My feelings exactly, lady. I had to wait freaking AGES for this first break to happen! / "Sponsered by Panasonic" bumper / Anglia sting
2) Coca-Cola advert (An original, vintage "Holidays are Coming" ad without a single alteration to tie in modern branding. You're VERY welcome!)
3) C&A advert
4) Ambi-Pur advert
5) ________ advert w/ "The Mask of Zorro" tie-in (A tie-in so ridiculous and hilarious, I'm not even saying what this advert's for. You just have to watch and find out. ;D)
6) Game Boy Color advert (Yes, we didn't include the U in colour when this came over here. Let it go...incidentally, that film was also loosely-based on "The Snow Queen". ;D)
7) PG Tips advert (Feels weird to see an ad with the PG Tips Chimps as recent as 1998, but hey.)
8) DFS advert
9) Pantene Vitalising Conditioner advert
10) C&A advert
11) "Sponsered by Panasonic" bumper / VOICE ACTING
Christmas, 1998 style! ...what do you MEAN that last Christmas was more than 3 weeks ago now? Ah, whatever.
This is in-between a CITV showing of a 1995 animated (presumably straight-to-TV) adaptation of "The Snow Queen" and looking at the bits of it I've seen while doing all this digitizing, it looks GLORIOUSLY crap-tastic and I can't wait to see what I was missing. In effect of nobody touching this part of the tape with a ten-foot touching stick for years, the quality's...gorgeous! This transmission's from 1998 but the tape this is on might as well be a Laserdisc for the most part. Anyhoo, to business...
CONTENTS!:
1) My feelings exactly, lady. I had to wait freaking AGES for this first break to happen! / "Sponsered by Panasonic" bumper / Anglia sting
2) Coca-Cola advert (An original, vintage "Holidays are Coming" ad without a single alteration to tie in modern branding. You're VERY welcome!)
3) C&A advert
4) Ambi-Pur advert
5) ________ advert w/ "The Mask of Zorro" tie-in (A tie-in so ridiculous and hilarious, I'm not even saying what this advert's for. You just have to watch and find out. ;D)
6) Game Boy Color advert (Yes, we didn't include the U in colour when this came over here. Let it go...incidentally, that film was also loosely-based on "The Snow Queen". ;D)
7) PG Tips advert (Feels weird to see an ad with the PG Tips Chimps as recent as 1998, but hey.)
8) DFS advert
9) Pantene Vitalising Conditioner advert
10) C&A advert
11) "Sponsered by Panasonic" bumper / VOICE ACTING
![ITV Ads and Continuity (Late Spring 2000 [?], UK)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Q4GN3BOwFCk/mqdefault.jpg "ITV Ads and Continuity (Late Spring 2000 [?], UK)
This will be the beginning of something different Ill do now. Ill do a lot less seperate uploads of breaks in-between these shows and etch them all into one big upload each, starting with this. Which is cobbled together from breaks of a Robson Green TV movie that Ive hardly ever heard about called Rhinoceros, which was taped over for a documentary from BBC One not too long after this was aired.
Anyhoo, CONTENTS!:
1) Sunset and walking, walking and a sunset / Rhinoceros title card Anglia ITV sting
2) Mastercard ad
3) BT ad (Turns out the tapes I have seem to have a LOT more E.T.-featured BT ads than I thought. So get used to these over this month or so. ;) )
4) Special K ad
5) Woman / Womans Own magazines ad
6) Chicken Tonight Sizzle & Stir ad (YEEEES)
7) Legoland Windsor ad (How does the act of making teeth out of the skin of oranges...relate to the fun of being in...Legoland Windsor? How does that make sense? @_@ Ive been there a few times, its an awesome theme park. Best in the UK. But...WHAT?)
8) BT ad (Ahhh, the early 2Ks internet...)
9) Rhinoceros title card / Random shot of cliff / Raining with unnerving, light-hearted laughter / Rhinoceros title card / Anglia ITV sting
10) Vauxhall Agila ad
11) Walls Bacon ad (EDIT: Jesus christ, Im starting to obsess over this ad after posting it here. This has so many layers of silly in it that its insane...how ridiculously game the builders are for BACON, the comedic concequences of their bacon distractions, the managers amazing screaming at the end, the hinting that they did NO work and spent the next 8 or so hours of their shift just talking on and on over bacon before finally having some...this is incredible. Point to you, Walls. Point to you.)
12) Nokia 8210 ad
13) Calgon ad (HAH! I KNEW all these years that jingle ended with a *ting!* sound effect...oh, sweet evidence that Im not crazy!)
14) Kelloggs...I have no idea...ad?
15) Assertahome.com ad
16) Ribena Toothkind ad (Nee nee nee nee nee-nee-nee!)
17) ITV Nightly News promo w/ headlines:
- ITV has beaten the BBC for the right to record TV highlights of Premiership football games
- An air ambulance aircraft crashed in the river Mersey
- A man has been convicted for murdering Laura Cain
18) Rhinoceros title card / Bus rides up a road in a sunrise with weird opera in the background")
![[Original Upload] Channel 4 (UK) Ads, continuity and junction (28th December 1998)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/TRyY4Ew-oTY/mqdefault.jpg "[Original Upload] Channel 4 (UK) Ads, continuity and junction (28th December 1998)
After some random show that I had no idea what was about because most of the show was recorded over and before what seemed like the Channel 4 premiere of the 1994 film adaptation of Little Women.
Anyhoo, going by as little context as I can find, CONTENTS!:
1) Promo for Stonehenge: Secrets of the Stones
2) Coming Up Next slide for Little Women / Channel 4 ID sting
3) Nicorette ad
4) Jeep Cherokee ad (Genuinely hilarious and charming. Kinda surprising considering its for such a behemoth of a car like a JEEP!)
5) Mr. Muscle ad
6) Haze 2-in-1 Active Air Freshener ad (The goofy tobacco ghoul makes me giggle. The sound FX, the expressions, the sometimes stupid editing tricks...awesome)
7) Vicks Sinex ad (Oh if only I can smell them...)
8) Daily Mail newspaper ad w/ P&O Stena promotion (Before anyone asks me anything considering what I said over The Sun in the previous upload: I hate all newspapers. Its a terrible industry. There, I just answered all your questions. Just because The Sun IMO is the King of Shit doesnt mean everything else isnt to a degree ;) )
9) Allders ad
10) Nicorette Inhalator ad
11) Werthers Original ad (Classic? Infamous? Infamous classic? Either way, Im happy I managed to catch this commercial in the wild when discovering what this tape had taped over!)
12) Promo for Loch-Ness and To the Ends of the Earth: Return to Loch-Ness
13) Channel 4 ident")
![[UNCUT] (1/2) Channel 4 (UK) Ads and Continuity (3rd April 2005)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/UJmotmUKNEk/mqdefault.jpg "[UNCUT] (1/2) Channel 4 (UK) Ads and Continuity (3rd April 2005)
So...erf...digitising this perticular VHS started with excitement on seeing what the actual final broadcast TV recording we did before we got a DVD recorder had after nearly 20 years...and it ended with me feeling weirdly depressed. Even as someone who was a kid for the first half of the decade (though at this point, I had been 13 for less than 5 months), I have complicated feelings with the 2000s. It wasnt without moments of joy and fun in my life, of course, but...I mean, after That Point in 2001, things just...it was rough being raised with media and culture that was leaning towards stuff that was so positive and pro-empathy and then somehow two buildings fall down and peoples ability to not be Monsterously Awful People suddenly just feel right the heck down.
And this is an interesting thing to have ended up being the last VHS tape we recorded off broadcast TV as our way of taking stuff that was on TV and preserving it for later turned out to proberbly be some of the worst-aged stuff we possibly couldve recorded from that time period. This first part isnt as bad as the second, to which I had to actually put a disclaimer at the start (look forward to that, I guess??!), but there are definite points where the unnecessary crudeness and lame-at-best boisterous laddish were the domineering things rather than the exceptions. There are still people out there like this and there are still corners of media thatre almost like nothing had changed, but I really dont miss it. Some of the stuff in these ad breaks are pretty bad, but what doesnt help is the show surrounding them neither. At best, it had some nice introductions to some legit good-looking sketch comedy shows but in the era of Bo Selecta and Little Britain ruling mainstream media to a putridly grotty fault...well, yeah...you dont need to watch the show btw, an ableist Little Britain sketch won the countdown. Screw this gross, brown soul-sludge that sent society back a decade or two...or three.
...oh, right right, contents:
00:00 Channel 4 ident
00:27 Nintendo DS Sponsership Bumper
00:43 Britains 50 Greatest Comedy Sketches
01:13 Nintendo DS Sponsership Sting w/ WarioWare: Touch
01:19 Channel 4 ID sting / WKD ad (Alex Horne???!)
01:50 Tesco ad for Real Eighties Music Compilation
02:20 Tesco Life Insurance ad
02:40 Abbey ad
02:50 LOreal Double Expression Waterproof Mascara
03:10 Mars Delight ad
03:40 Kronenbourg 1664 ad
04:20 AA ad
04:52 Channel 4 ID sting / Promo for Vanilla Sky
05:14 Nintendo DS Sponsership Stings w/ WarioWare: Touch
05:28 Channel 4 ID sting / The One Account ad
06:09 The Sun ad
06:29 KFC ad w/ Ice Cream Bucket promotion
06:58 Wella Xtrovert ShockWaves ad
07:29 Mercedes-Benz A-Class ad
08:28 MSN Search ad
09:01 Channel 4 ID sting / Nintendo DS Sponsership Stings w/ WarioWare: Touch
09:17 Channel 4 ID sting / Citeron C4 ad
09:48 Vodafone Live! ad
10:18 TV ad for The Album(??!) Music Compilation
10:48 Skittles ad
11:18 Muller Vitality ad
11:48 John Smith Extra Smooth ad
12:18 AirMiles ad
12:50 Channel 4 ID / The Impressionists: Revenge of the Nice? Promo
13:12 Nintendo DS Sponsership Stings w/ WarioWare: Touch
Part 2: https://youtu.be/YLn3pFGptMU")
