Uploaded August 2026 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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In a post jaw-recovery world, its finally time to go for 'pip-pip cheeryo' and fire THE BIG CANNONS. Now, as for reports on what happened to Düsseldorf I can assure you all that I was no where near and that any reports that I 'fired the cannons backwards' or 'did a warcrime' or 'where did the childrens hospital go' are completely unfounded

I have a report from General Whiskers himself to prove it

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