Uploaded February 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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This time, the blood is real.

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Chapters:
00:00 Intro
01:26 Movie Good
02:48 Premise
04:26 Adaptation
09:45 Criticisms
13:36 Story Talk (Spoilers)
17:53 Conclusion
18:41 Credits & Q/A
21:25 Welcome to Moo City

ATTRIBUTION:

Markiplier 2025 Image - By Ethan Nestor - We Tried "Peanut Free" Candy, CC BY 3.0, commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=176331830

Markiplier 2022 Image - By Ethan Nestor - Markiplier Covered Me In His Glue at 9:35, CC BY 3.0, commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=150055582

Ushanka - By Theeditorofw - Own work, CC BY-SA 4.0, commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=134183456

Andrew Hulshult - By QuakeCon - flickr.com/photos/quakecon/53127152080/, CC BY 2.0, commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=144457869

Jacksepticeye - By Gage Skidmore, CC BY-SA 3.0, commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=161217969

Cr1TiKaL - By Ruxin34 - YouTube: youtube.com/watch?v=F03RfR8jaWI – View/save archived versions on archive.org and archive.today (~31:04), CC BY 3.0, commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=117495846

dont watch welcome to raccoon city. dont watch return to silent hill either. if markiplier can do it, then idk what everyone else's problem is