Uploaded May 2017 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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Instrumental by Tony: twitter.com/instalok_tony

Lyrics:

Last time they updated assassins
Tanks are now what's happenin'
New items so let's buy 'em
and get more health than dragon

You'll need a Giant Slayer
When lookin' at me
Gonna need a group of mythic raiders
to dent my HP

I'm taking no damage from Annie
Eating spells like candy
Let's get bami's cinder
'cause I'm CSin' badly

Some items that I wanted
Like Titanic and Gauntlet
But, let's go and play it modest
Help my team mates with a locket now

Jump in the back with Zac there's no time to run from it
Grabbing everyone now let's have some fun with it
Diving all your carries
sticking to 'em all
I'm bringing them back to my crew

Taking my boar for a ride
Encasing People in ice
Up in the front that's how I fight
Up in the front that's how I fight

Rooting everything in sight
Sapplings you wish you could kite
Up in the front that's how I fight
Up in the front that's how I fight

I'm tanking hard unlike my elo
Rising like Galio
Notice that your MIA
Rolling down the river and I see you

They might have a super fed ad and ap
but that won't matter while stuck in my CC

I don't even care if
We have an afk Varus
Jungling Heimerdinger
Feeders, don't feel embarrassed
We won't lose just believe
and say Tanks for the carrying baby

Jump in the back with Zac there's no time to run from it
Grabbing everyone now let's have some fun with it
Diving all your carries
sticking to 'em all
I'm bringing them back to my crew

Taking my boar for a ride
Encasing People in ice
Up in the front that's how I fight
Up in the front that's how I fight

Rooting everything in sight
Sapplings you wish you could kite
Up in the front that's how I fight
Up in the front that's how I fight

They say we need a front line
well here I am baby, here I am baby
Too tanky too tanky too tanky
I don't know how to die

I can't tell if I even got hit
is this all you can do?
Try to carry, try to try to carry
When you cannot move