Uploaded December 2015 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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Lyrics:

She looks nice
I’d swipe right
Old splash was horrible 
Haunted me at night

I’m surprised how long this shield lasts
She’ll be your carry
So get on her back

It’s P-o-p-p-y
Hero of Demacia
Garen? NAH
Maybe Jarven? NAH
Not worthy of this hammers bruh

Only 3 feet tall
Smash your face against the wall
AP? NAH
She’s a “juggernaught”
Facing you head on

Wind up
Hammer Spinning
Charging ‘till it hits the limit
She’s gonna fling you past your towers
You can’t pick a fight against her till she says so

Gonna chase you down
Hammer to the ground
Gonna chase you down
Hammer to the ground

Did you see how hard I swung
You can’t get escape from Poppy
You can’t engage on Poppy

She’s gonna knock you back

See that death timer
it was acquired
By making the mistake of
Dueling this tiny fighter

You try to dive her?
But it backfires
When her health's lower
Her defense is higher 

It’s P-o-p-p-y
Better stop it’s hammer time
Tarics? Nah
Jayces? Nah
Mjolnir? Nah
Hers would beat them all

She’ll throw shields all around
picking ‘em up on the rebound
Hit you from
Farther ‘cause
That’s what her new reworked passive does right now.