Uploaded March 2016 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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Lyrics:

I know a place
Full of strong beautiful creatures
Fill all your needs
Tanky, damage or a healer

Too bad Jhin’s a dude
He could have joined in on this party
And Varus on the fence
With an outfit so revealing (nice legs)

You can travel Runterra
But nothing comes close to the girls off coast
You just can’t get enough
They’ll be stealing you’re love (and buffs)

Ionian girls
They’re unforgettable
Jungle, bot lane, middle, or top
All these skins so hot, They’ll melt your icy walls

Blocking the creeps
That karma’s keeping you (friend) zoned
They’re out of your league
Unless you got enough RP bro

Grab those Ionian Booties
CDR is such a beauty
Ignite and ghost I take the most
To get you to flash when I get close

Patience running out
For hot new skins to come around
Healing and peeling lifestealing and shielding
Don't forget damage dealing

Driving me crazy
Listen here ladies
I’m relying on ya
Cuz you’re representing Ionia

Instrumental by Sing King: youtube.com/watch?v=aUoeErKrMEs

Varus picture by Anteroura: anteroura.deviantart.com/art/Heart-Seeker-Varus-525164100