Uploaded December 2022 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
I love going out and losing myself in making a giveaway prize or Christmas gift for a friend. I love smelling the sawdust, and letting Christmas music or an audiobook drown out the dremel and saws and just focusing in on something small and accomplishable in a world full of tasks that are too big.
I keep most of my cards in a couple of binders, but I have just a couple, one or two from friends that I can look at and feel like I have friends there alongside me, being part of that Horsemas cheer. And I love that. And this is a song about that.
The Chuckles with hammer artwork here was done by the supremely festive Rasmustom, find more of his work here: derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-rasmustom and here: youtube.com/@UCTkxQMFbN4QI6EKWdewSEWA
mp3 available for download here: https://u.smutty.horse/mkudsdwefan.mp3
It’s Horsemas at the North Pole
Icebergs drifting by the front door
And on the factory floor
Elfen ponies working over
Time to reach the deadlines
While fillies stay up past their bedtime
To see if Santa Pone will come tonight
She just might
Right! The elves are working on conveyor belts and Santa Pone is
Busy making seventeen new types of cum tube hoses
Thirty seven equine rubber molds for all the colts and
Fillies
Cause the silly gifts they wish for in their silliness
A shaft of silky silicone ain’t even half the silliest
This year
It’s Horsemas in the Workshop welcome here
Here we are at the top of the planet
Every shooting star marks another wish we’ve granted
No matter who you are, well I hope you understand
How very very much you’re loved this time of year
In the Workshop well you’re always welcome here
Hear those silver sleigh bells jingle
Swim a lap with Missus Kringle
Friends around and time to mingle
Toys for every freakin single
Person full of merriment and cheer
In the workshop well you’re always welcome here!
The night is fast approachin
Sweaters, scarves and overcoats and
Snowflakes fallin, floating
Merry carols, fire’s smokin
Ponies working triple shifts
Searching, shopping, laughing, crafting
And wrapping up their santees special gift
It’s perfect
Yep! The air is chilly but the fire of friendship’s burning brightly
The borealis dances like a string of Horsemas lights see,
High above us moving ever toward that special night we
Might be
Less than always perfect (but)
I see all your extra work and
I think you are heckin worth it
Dear,
In the workshop, friend you’re always welcome here
Here we are at the top of the planet
Every shooting star marks another wish we’ve granted
No matter who you are, well I hope you understand
How very very much you’re loved this time of year
In the workshop well you’re always welcome here
Hear those silver sleigh bells jingle
Swim a lap with Missus Kringle
Friends around and time to mingle
Toys for every freakin single
Person full of merriment and cheer
In the workshop well you’re always welcome-
(Loved and cherished, saying, “well done”)
Workshop, well you’re always welcome here!
I love going out and losing myself in making a giveaway prize or Christmas gift for a friend. I love smelling the sawdust, and letting Christmas music or an audiobook drown out the dremel and saws and just focusing in on something small and accomplishable in a world full of tasks that are too big.
I keep most of my cards in a couple of binders, but I have just a couple, one or two from friends that I can look at and feel like I have friends there alongside me, being part of that Horsemas cheer. And I love that. And this is a song about that.
The Chuckles with hammer artwork here was done by the supremely festive Rasmustom, find more of his work here: derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-rasmustom and here: youtube.com/@UCTkxQMFbN4QI6EKWdewSEWA
mp3 available for download here: https://u.smutty.horse/mkudsdwefan.mp3
It’s Horsemas at the North Pole
Icebergs drifting by the front door
And on the factory floor
Elfen ponies working over
Time to reach the deadlines
While fillies stay up past their bedtime
To see if Santa Pone will come tonight
She just might
Right! The elves are working on conveyor belts and Santa Pone is
Busy making seventeen new types of cum tube hoses
Thirty seven equine rubber molds for all the colts and
Fillies
Cause the silly gifts they wish for in their silliness
A shaft of silky silicone ain’t even half the silliest
This year
It’s Horsemas in the Workshop welcome here
Here we are at the top of the planet
Every shooting star marks another wish we’ve granted
No matter who you are, well I hope you understand
How very very much you’re loved this time of year
In the Workshop well you’re always welcome here
Hear those silver sleigh bells jingle
Swim a lap with Missus Kringle
Friends around and time to mingle
Toys for every freakin single
Person full of merriment and cheer
In the workshop well you’re always welcome here!
The night is fast approachin
Sweaters, scarves and overcoats and
Snowflakes fallin, floating
Merry carols, fire’s smokin
Ponies working triple shifts
Searching, shopping, laughing, crafting
And wrapping up their santees special gift
It’s perfect
Yep! The air is chilly but the fire of friendship’s burning brightly
The borealis dances like a string of Horsemas lights see,
High above us moving ever toward that special night we
Might be
Less than always perfect (but)
I see all your extra work and
I think you are heckin worth it
Dear,
In the workshop, friend you’re always welcome here
Here we are at the top of the planet
Every shooting star marks another wish we’ve granted
No matter who you are, well I hope you understand
How very very much you’re loved this time of year
In the workshop well you’re always welcome here
Hear those silver sleigh bells jingle
Swim a lap with Missus Kringle
Friends around and time to mingle
Toys for every freakin single
Person full of merriment and cheer
In the workshop well you’re always welcome-
(Loved and cherished, saying, “well done”)
Workshop, well you’re always welcome here!
