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Singer: Richard Newman
Music Producer: Stephen Hudecki
Music Assistant: Helena Werren
Various Music Editors: Peter Branton, Anthony Crea, Daniel Fernandez, Mike Northcott
©Pure West November 22, 1998
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From The Donkey Kong Country TV Series
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What's New: Josi Molina/Sanshin Player/2024 Remaster Sound Engineer.

TURN ON *CAPTIONS* FOR LYRICS.
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[CHOP CHOP CHOP]

uu HUUUUWYAHH
HAI YUUUUUAHH
HOE.... YAH.. DOE.. DOE.. YO.. DA
HUU YO.. TOE.. HOITA ¿SI NO?
o...

I've survived a volcano and flood
I was swallowed by a great white shark
Hitched a ride on a tornado's tail
Outran an avalanche in the dark

I'm the Kong Fu Master, so mean and tough (He's the Kong Fu Master)
I'm so bad, I scare myself! HA!

HYOOO.. YO.. HAIOOOOO WHOA..
KA.. HOE.. YA PO NEE DOE!

I've been taught by Apefucius, who says
"The mind must be sharp as a wisdom tooth"
I can chop down a tree with bare hands
I've been trained in Ape-jitsu Kong Fu!

KLUMP & KRUSHA:
He's so mean, and he's so tough
He's so bad, he scares himself!

KONG FU:
I'm the Kong Fu Master, so mean and tough (He's the Kong Fu Master) I'm so bad, I scare myself! HA!

HYOOO.. YO.. HAIOOOOO WHOA..
KA.. HOE.. YA PO NEE DOE!

I've been taught by Apefucius, who says
"The mind must be sharp as a wisdom tooth"
I can chop down a tree with bare hands
I've been trained in Ape-jitsu Kong Fu!

KLUMP & KRUSHA:
He's so mean, and he's so tough
He's so bad, he scares himself!

KONG FU:
I'm the Kong Fu Master, so mean and tough (He's the Kong Fu Master) I'm so bad, I scare myself! HA!

HYOOO.. YO.. HAIOOOOO WHOA..
KA.. HOE.. YA PO NEE DOE!

[INSTRUMENTAL BREAK]

KLUMP & KRUSHA:
He's so mean, and he's so tough
He's so bad, he scares himself!

KONG FU:
I'm the Kong Fu Master, so mean and tough (He's the Kong Fu Master) I'm so bad, I scare myself!
I'm the Kong Fu Master, so mean and tough (He's the Kong Fu Master) I'm so bad, I scare myself! WA!
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