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Cracked | If The Captions In Alien: Resurrection Were Honest | Subtextitles @cracked | Uploaded 5 days ago | Updated 13 hours ago
If Sigourney Weaver and Alien were being Honest in Alien: Resurrection, here's what they'd really say.

Written By: Michael Swaim
Edited By: Michael Swaim

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