Uploaded August 2025 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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00:00 bad morning
00:52 opening the hair closet
2:03 shampooing my hair
4:21 how to cook lentils so they taste good
7:13 how to make pasta in the microwave
8:58 Mert straightens my hair
10:52 fixing my blowout the next day
11:27 curlsmith haul
14:54 oatshake!!!
17:03 our stairs broke
17:33 making chickpea toona
19:58 Amber ruins my weekend
20:51 sweet baby tofu
23:12 Mert ruins my B Roll