Uploaded September 2019 | Updated September 2026, 29 minutes ago

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This was a hidden track on my 2004 "Underdog Victorious" record. I think it was hidden, cause no one at the record company liked it. It is rather goofy, but I do love the mention of Angie Dickinson as "Police Woman" and the fat Elvis stage vibe. If you listen to the end, you can hear me say "think about it" in an Elvis manner. It really makes no sense at all. But more importantly, it depicts honestly one of my sexual fantasies - getting stopped by a cop for speeding, and having to get out of the ticket by exchanging sexual favors. And that cop happens to look exactly like Angie Dickinson in "Police Woman." It could happen.