Uploaded July 2026 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
The Witcher 3 has A LOT of choices for the player to make. I’m talking a metric ton of decisions that shape Geralt into a noble Witcher or a mercenary fool.
Most Witcher 3 players craft Geralt’s journey as a heroic do-gooder - out to save all the damsels in distress and protect people from all manner of monsters. So I got to thinking - what would the Witcher 3 be like if I made EVERY BAD CHOICE imaginable and turned Geralt into an absolute bumbling buffoon. And that’s precisely the journey we’re going to go on today.
What’s up everyone - Big Dan here - I make the worst decisions in RPGs - and in this video I make every bad choice in The Witcher 3 so you don’t have to. This is going to be a very long video so I’ve put timestamps in the description if you want to explore a particular part of the game.
So without further adieu, let’s buckle up, grab some iced coffee and dive into the worst playthrough ever of The Witcher 3.
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Witcher 3 - 69 Secrets ONLY Veteran Players Know - youtube.com/watch?v=XhgE78cKbyY
Witcher 3 - DON’T SAVE OLGIERD - youtube.com/watch?v=TR1lkxD6AxM
Neon Knight’s Exploration of Precious Cargo Quest - youtube.com/watch?v=sjC1fZ0f0jo
Xletalis Witcher 10 Anniversary Secrets (There Can Only Be One FAIL strat)
youtube.com/watch?v=ShqU6LaDT7M&t=363s
0:00 Introduction
1:08 No Bald Geralt?
2:58 White Orchard Worst Choices
10:40 Velen Main Quest Arc
20:46 Novigrad Main Quest Arc
31:30 Skellige Main Quest Arc
34:11 Finding Ciri and Battle of Kaer Morhen
42:36 Romance BOTH Triss and Yennefer (What Could Go Wrong?)
46:57 Novigrad Part 2
51:02 Skellige Part 2
55:17 WORST ENDING of The Witcher 3
1:00:41 Velen Side Content
1:30:21 Novigrad Side Content
2:06:24 Skellige Side Content
2:25:17 Hearts of Stone
2:48:12 Blood and Wine Side Quests
3:14:07 Blood and Wine Main Story
3:19:17 WORST ENDINGS to Blood and Wine
The Witcher 3 has A LOT of choices for the player to make. I’m talking a metric ton of decisions that shape Geralt into a noble Witcher or a mercenary fool.
Most Witcher 3 players craft Geralt’s journey as a heroic do-gooder - out to save all the damsels in distress and protect people from all manner of monsters. So I got to thinking - what would the Witcher 3 be like if I made EVERY BAD CHOICE imaginable and turned Geralt into an absolute bumbling buffoon. And that’s precisely the journey we’re going to go on today.
What’s up everyone - Big Dan here - I make the worst decisions in RPGs - and in this video I make every bad choice in The Witcher 3 so you don’t have to. This is going to be a very long video so I’ve put timestamps in the description if you want to explore a particular part of the game.
So without further adieu, let’s buckle up, grab some iced coffee and dive into the worst playthrough ever of The Witcher 3.
FOLLOW BIG DAN ON SOCIAL MEDIA
https://linktr.ee/bigdangaming
Witcher 3 - 69 Secrets ONLY Veteran Players Know - youtube.com/watch?v=XhgE78cKbyY
Witcher 3 - DON’T SAVE OLGIERD - youtube.com/watch?v=TR1lkxD6AxM
Neon Knight’s Exploration of Precious Cargo Quest - youtube.com/watch?v=sjC1fZ0f0jo
Xletalis Witcher 10 Anniversary Secrets (There Can Only Be One FAIL strat)
youtube.com/watch?v=ShqU6LaDT7M&t=363s
0:00 Introduction
1:08 No Bald Geralt?
2:58 White Orchard Worst Choices
10:40 Velen Main Quest Arc
20:46 Novigrad Main Quest Arc
31:30 Skellige Main Quest Arc
34:11 Finding Ciri and Battle of Kaer Morhen
42:36 Romance BOTH Triss and Yennefer (What Could Go Wrong?)
46:57 Novigrad Part 2
51:02 Skellige Part 2
55:17 WORST ENDING of The Witcher 3
1:00:41 Velen Side Content
1:30:21 Novigrad Side Content
2:06:24 Skellige Side Content
2:25:17 Hearts of Stone
2:48:12 Blood and Wine Side Quests
3:14:07 Blood and Wine Main Story
3:19:17 WORST ENDINGS to Blood and Wine
