Uploaded March 2016 | Updated September 2026, 9 hours ago

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Track 7 in Joe Hayman's "Colors of My Rainbow".
Lyrics:
I hate green. I hate it!

I hate green. I hate green.
I hate everything that’s green.
Never liked a single thing that’s green.

Green is spoiled. Green is old.
Green is mildew. Green is mold.
It’s last week’s sandwich you just sold.
Oh, how I hate green.

Green’s a lizard down your back.
Green’s a snake in your lunch sack.
Green’s a bug you squashed quite flat.
Oh, how I hate green.

I hate green. I hate green.
I hate everything that’s green.
Never liked a single thing that’s green.

Green is spinach on your plate.
You gotta eat it. That’s your fate.
Eat it fast and it won’t last.
Oh, how I hate green.

Green, green, broccoli, beans,
and cabbage name a few.
Cabbage smells peah pewe.
Oh, how I hate green.

I hate green. I hate green.
I hate everything that’s green.
Never liked a single thing that’s green.

Your face is green when you get sick.
Green apples make you sick so quick.
Goo is green and kind of slick.
Oh, how I hate green.

But wait a shake. Back up a bit.
Grass is green and here I sit
looking up at leaves so green.
I guess I don’t hate everything that’s green.

I love green. I love green.
I love everything that’s green.
I love every single thing that’s green.

(Source Jason & Ashley's Adoption Journey)