Uploaded August 2024 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
My wife and I don't like traffic and we think everybody should know.
behind the scenes: youtu.be/MnUKQq7-gtE
Lyrics:
End it
My step count is shattering
End this
I can’t bring myself in another way to work?
How has this happened?
This parking lot is so enraging
Sun is in my eyes
So expensively
Tangled in our lines
Bunch of f***ing stupid cars
Waiting on the side
Unbearable
You just cut me off
I’m invisible
No thoughts to your blind spot?
A simple error
Leads to death on a Tuesday, just trying to get home from work
My bike was off limits
Car dependency. We’re in too deep to change it
My bike was off limits?
But these cars aren’t a menace?
Who did this!?
I f**king hate traffic
I’m so sick of the sight of it
I f**king hate traffic
American car dependency is for the fucking birds
Unbearable
Maddening
So typical
Paying thousands to go this slow
Please. Go!
Claustrofobe
If I could use my bike I would already be home.
I’m not moving today
The truck bed can go
If I could use my bike I would already be home.
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
I f**king hate traffic
I’m so sick of the sight of it
I f**king hate traffic
American car dependency is for the fucking birds
I f**king hate traffic
I’m so sick of the sight of it
(this section performed by Lwandile Prusent)
Huge box
1 me caged
Stuck here
The suburbs were a mistake
My innards rot
So many fumes exposed
Heavily Panting
Let’s f**king go!
(Otamatone solo)
I f**king hate traffic
I’m so sick of the sight of it
I f**king hate traffic
American car dependency is for the fucking birds
This is insane!
Constantly bombarding me in one big stupid pile
I f**king hate traffic
Let’s invest
In other transportation options for Pete’s sakes
F**K!
Tamara Chambers on Vocals and sledge hammer
twitch.tv/tamarachambers
instagram.com/thetamaracamera
Alex Rudinger on Drums and bowling ball
alexrudinger.com
youtube.com/@mdterps1042
Jess Lai on guitar (mimed) and crow bar
instagram.com/jesslaimieritz
youtube.com/@jesslaimieritz
Nick Jackolin on bass (mimed) and axe
linkedin.com/in/nicholasjackolin
Lwandile Prusent on harsh vox (off screen)
instagram.com/asuka_city
youtube.com/channel/UC-17tg5VHfVX9SrJu8DaO9g
Lwandile's full cover: youtu.be/q06oxup35x0
Cars smashed at Victory Auto Wreckers
youtube.com/@VictoryAutoWreckers
My shreddy scale runs are Troy Grady’s “Pop Tarts Lick” and it’s a tip of the hat to him. Here's his lesson video that unlocked shredding for me and I can’t stop playing it since.
youtube.com/watch?v=7TnddE2k598
This song is also just my tune "Psychosis ft. Alex Rudinger" with silly lyrics
youtube.com/watch?v=sE5QldFkRhE
and I tabbed out the first half of the song while writing, then gave up.
But that first half is here: ultimate-guitar.com/search.php?search_type=title&value=rob%20scallon%20psychosis
If anyone learns it, I will award them 1,500 internet points.
My guitar courses are available within the Guitareo membership :)
guitareo.com/trial-month?oid=150&affid=160
Also, my beginner course, GuitarQuest, is still available on its own too
guitareo.com/guitar-quest
The gear that I use: imp.i114863.net/yRLxmG
Win $1000s in FREE Gear at Sweetwater: imp.i114863.net/7mxBM5
Sweetwater’s deals page: imp.i114863.net/qnNGyg
The channel is supported in part by Sweetwater’s affiliate program. Thanks for that!
Commentary, song stems, and early access to videos when you super-subscribe on Patreon: patreon.com/RobScallon
Mixed by Rob Ruccia of Uptown Recording: uptownrecording.com
Drum mix by Declan White: instagram.com/declol
2nd camera & assistant edited by Teagan.
Video shot & edited by Jake Jarvi: youtube.com/@JakeJarvi
This video was made possible because of Patreon support of:
EXECUTIVE Producer: selfdemise
Patrons: Rob Harper, rd1994, Fabio, Isaac Briefer, Sheldon Bird, Richard Thomas Scott, June, John Spranger, Maxine Giroud, dasmajw dasawdw, Karlo, Pomfrić, and many other awesome people on my Patreon page: patreon.com/RobScallon
Big videos go on this channel. Everything and anything else is on the 2nd: youtube.com/RobScallon2
Also...
Vinyls/Merch: store.dftba.com/collections/rob-scallon
Instagram: instagram.com/robscallon
TikTok: tiktok.com/@robscallon
Facebook: tinyurl.com/RSfanpage
Twitter: tinyurl.com/twitter78
My wife and I don't like traffic and we think everybody should know.
behind the scenes: youtu.be/MnUKQq7-gtE
Lyrics:
End it
My step count is shattering
End this
I can’t bring myself in another way to work?
How has this happened?
This parking lot is so enraging
Sun is in my eyes
So expensively
Tangled in our lines
Bunch of f***ing stupid cars
Waiting on the side
Unbearable
You just cut me off
I’m invisible
No thoughts to your blind spot?
A simple error
Leads to death on a Tuesday, just trying to get home from work
My bike was off limits
Car dependency. We’re in too deep to change it
My bike was off limits?
But these cars aren’t a menace?
Who did this!?
I f**king hate traffic
I’m so sick of the sight of it
I f**king hate traffic
American car dependency is for the fucking birds
Unbearable
Maddening
So typical
Paying thousands to go this slow
Please. Go!
Claustrofobe
If I could use my bike I would already be home.
I’m not moving today
The truck bed can go
If I could use my bike I would already be home.
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
I f**king hate traffic
I’m so sick of the sight of it
I f**king hate traffic
American car dependency is for the fucking birds
I f**king hate traffic
I’m so sick of the sight of it
(this section performed by Lwandile Prusent)
Huge box
1 me caged
Stuck here
The suburbs were a mistake
My innards rot
So many fumes exposed
Heavily Panting
Let’s f**king go!
(Otamatone solo)
I f**king hate traffic
I’m so sick of the sight of it
I f**king hate traffic
American car dependency is for the fucking birds
This is insane!
Constantly bombarding me in one big stupid pile
I f**king hate traffic
Let’s invest
In other transportation options for Pete’s sakes
F**K!
Tamara Chambers on Vocals and sledge hammer
twitch.tv/tamarachambers
instagram.com/thetamaracamera
Alex Rudinger on Drums and bowling ball
alexrudinger.com
youtube.com/@mdterps1042
Jess Lai on guitar (mimed) and crow bar
instagram.com/jesslaimieritz
youtube.com/@jesslaimieritz
Nick Jackolin on bass (mimed) and axe
linkedin.com/in/nicholasjackolin
Lwandile Prusent on harsh vox (off screen)
instagram.com/asuka_city
youtube.com/channel/UC-17tg5VHfVX9SrJu8DaO9g
Lwandile's full cover: youtu.be/q06oxup35x0
Cars smashed at Victory Auto Wreckers
youtube.com/@VictoryAutoWreckers
My shreddy scale runs are Troy Grady’s “Pop Tarts Lick” and it’s a tip of the hat to him. Here's his lesson video that unlocked shredding for me and I can’t stop playing it since.
youtube.com/watch?v=7TnddE2k598
This song is also just my tune "Psychosis ft. Alex Rudinger" with silly lyrics
youtube.com/watch?v=sE5QldFkRhE
and I tabbed out the first half of the song while writing, then gave up.
But that first half is here: ultimate-guitar.com/search.php?search_type=title&value=rob%20scallon%20psychosis
If anyone learns it, I will award them 1,500 internet points.
My guitar courses are available within the Guitareo membership :)
guitareo.com/trial-month?oid=150&affid=160
Also, my beginner course, GuitarQuest, is still available on its own too
guitareo.com/guitar-quest
The gear that I use: imp.i114863.net/yRLxmG
Win $1000s in FREE Gear at Sweetwater: imp.i114863.net/7mxBM5
Sweetwater’s deals page: imp.i114863.net/qnNGyg
The channel is supported in part by Sweetwater’s affiliate program. Thanks for that!
Commentary, song stems, and early access to videos when you super-subscribe on Patreon: patreon.com/RobScallon
Mixed by Rob Ruccia of Uptown Recording: uptownrecording.com
Drum mix by Declan White: instagram.com/declol
2nd camera & assistant edited by Teagan.
Video shot & edited by Jake Jarvi: youtube.com/@JakeJarvi
This video was made possible because of Patreon support of:
EXECUTIVE Producer: selfdemise
Patrons: Rob Harper, rd1994, Fabio, Isaac Briefer, Sheldon Bird, Richard Thomas Scott, June, John Spranger, Maxine Giroud, dasmajw dasawdw, Karlo, Pomfrić, and many other awesome people on my Patreon page: patreon.com/RobScallon
Big videos go on this channel. Everything and anything else is on the 2nd: youtube.com/RobScallon2
Also...
Vinyls/Merch: store.dftba.com/collections/rob-scallon
Instagram: instagram.com/robscallon
TikTok: tiktok.com/@robscallon
Facebook: tinyurl.com/RSfanpage
Twitter: tinyurl.com/twitter78
