Uploaded November 2025 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
“I Don’t Wanna Come to Your Friendsgiving”
Turkey, stuffing, potatoes, gravy biscuits
Pumpkin pie, cranberry sauce and all the fixins
Turkey, stuffing, potatoes, gravy biscuits
Pumpkin pie, cranberry sauce and all the fixins
(Let’s go!!!!)
I know I’m your friend
But I don’t want to come to your Friendsgiving
I’m well aware you’re a good chef
Therefore, I know what I’d be missing
So I have this one request
I’m gonna present to you
Instead of Friendsgiving
Can I have a Friend Drive-Thru?
I’ll drive my car to your house on Thanksgiving day
I’ll turn off my car, I’ll honk, and you bring me out a plate
If anyone looks out of your window and thinks I am a jerk
just tell them I tried real hard, but I couldn’t get the day off of work
(But I did get the day off of work)
See, I don’t like most of the other folks
I know you are inviting (they’re stupid)
I expect that the conversation they offer
Won’t be that exciting
I think my time will be better spent at home
Watching a movie or reading a book
While unwrapping the tinfoil covering
Over the dinner that you’ve cooked
I’ll drive my car to your house on Thanksgiving day
I’ll turn off my car, I’ll honk, and you bring me out a plate
If anyone looks out of your window and thinks I am a jerk
just tell them I tried real hard, but I couldn’t get the day off of work
(But I did get the day off of work)
If you think I’m not your friend cause I’m staying away
I’m happy to come and spend time with you the next day
I assume that the people I don’t like will have come and gone
But you’ll still have some leftovers,
so at some point I’m gonna ask you to turn your stove on
I’m gonna ask you to turn your stove on
I’ll drive my car to your house on Thanksgiving day
I’ll turn off my car, I’ll honk, and you bring me out a plate
If anyone looks out of your window and thinks I am a jerk
just tell them I tried real hard, but I couldn’t get the day off of work
(But I did get the day off of work)
As I end this song I have one more small request
When you put the turkey on my plate, I’d like the white meat from the breast
I love that white meat from the breast
If you give me dark meat, I’ll still eat it
But the white meat is the best
“I Don’t Wanna Come to Your Friendsgiving”
Turkey, stuffing, potatoes, gravy biscuits
Pumpkin pie, cranberry sauce and all the fixins
Turkey, stuffing, potatoes, gravy biscuits
Pumpkin pie, cranberry sauce and all the fixins
(Let’s go!!!!)
I know I’m your friend
But I don’t want to come to your Friendsgiving
I’m well aware you’re a good chef
Therefore, I know what I’d be missing
So I have this one request
I’m gonna present to you
Instead of Friendsgiving
Can I have a Friend Drive-Thru?
I’ll drive my car to your house on Thanksgiving day
I’ll turn off my car, I’ll honk, and you bring me out a plate
If anyone looks out of your window and thinks I am a jerk
just tell them I tried real hard, but I couldn’t get the day off of work
(But I did get the day off of work)
See, I don’t like most of the other folks
I know you are inviting (they’re stupid)
I expect that the conversation they offer
Won’t be that exciting
I think my time will be better spent at home
Watching a movie or reading a book
While unwrapping the tinfoil covering
Over the dinner that you’ve cooked
I’ll drive my car to your house on Thanksgiving day
I’ll turn off my car, I’ll honk, and you bring me out a plate
If anyone looks out of your window and thinks I am a jerk
just tell them I tried real hard, but I couldn’t get the day off of work
(But I did get the day off of work)
If you think I’m not your friend cause I’m staying away
I’m happy to come and spend time with you the next day
I assume that the people I don’t like will have come and gone
But you’ll still have some leftovers,
so at some point I’m gonna ask you to turn your stove on
I’m gonna ask you to turn your stove on
I’ll drive my car to your house on Thanksgiving day
I’ll turn off my car, I’ll honk, and you bring me out a plate
If anyone looks out of your window and thinks I am a jerk
just tell them I tried real hard, but I couldn’t get the day off of work
(But I did get the day off of work)
As I end this song I have one more small request
When you put the turkey on my plate, I’d like the white meat from the breast
I love that white meat from the breast
If you give me dark meat, I’ll still eat it
But the white meat is the best
