Uploaded September 2018 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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I'm a Hero!

LYRICS:

Here we go

I did the dishes
I’m a Hero
Yeah
I did the dishes
I’m a hero
Ohhh

People standing r’ound
Doing nothing
I hit the sink
And started scrubbing
I used the soap
I used the sponge
Before you know it
Dishes are done!

Stand back, everybody
I got this!
See the spatula
It’s spotless
pots and pans
don’t stand a chance
When I execute my plans
With scrubby in my hands

Oatmeal cooked on
it’s a disaster
I’m the master
No one can do it faster
Blaster!
See me blast away the grime
Got the dishes looking fine
Uh
In no time

Yeah, that’s right, awww
Don’t need a trophy
Don’t need a medal
Just a “thank you”
And some Jello

Jello is delicious
Here we go

Plate
Done!
Bowl
Done!
Potato fork
Done!
Cheese knife
Done!
Ramikin
Done!
Colander
Done!
Egg poacher
Done!
Cutting board
Done!
Funnel
Done!
Gravy boat
Done!
Measure cup
Done!
Melon baller
Done!
Pizza cutter
Done!
Rolling pin
Done!
Pickle tongs
Done!

I did the dishes
(He did the dishes)

I did the dishes
(He did the dishes)

I did the dishes
(He did the dishes)

I did the dishes
Yeah
I’m a hero