Uploaded July 2020 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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The song “I Am a Millipede“ from Charlie the Unicorn 4. Lyrics in the description!
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Lyrics:
I am a millipede, I am amazing
I command you to gaze upon my face
You'll never find someone charming as I am
I'm the swankiest bug out in space

I'm a star, I'm a god, I'm a thing to behold
There is none as resplendent as I
With my sleek little legs, and my thee hundred eggs
Oh my majesty none can deny

Because...
I am a millipede, I am mysterious
When I vanish I never leave a trace
You will not find a bug with such illusions
I'm a creature of fathomless grace

(Millipede means allure
Millipede means couture
Millipede means grandeur
Millipede means saviour
Millipede means mature
Millipede means so pure
Millipede means the cure
For all lesser breeds)

I am a millipede, I am a champion
No one else in the universe keeps pace
You'll never find someone quite so enchanting
While I'm here there's just no second place

I'm an idol, a king, I'm an object of awe
There is none quite so gleaming as I
I've got glamour to spare, you are right when you stare
I'm the who what when where and the why

Join me...
I am a millipede, I am astounding
(She is a millipede, she is astounding)
Wisdom flows from my personage like lace
(Wisdom flows from her personage like lace)
You'll never find someone darling as I am
(You'll never find someone darling as she is)

I'm the swankiest
Tutelary pest
Certainly best dressed
Bug out in space

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