Uploaded April 2020 | Updated September 2026, 2 days ago

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This may be the worst song I've ever written.

Thanks to Allison, Gail & Sam, Logan, Maggie, Mariel, Marilyn, Matt, and Jenn & Robbie for providing their cats. Thanks also to Moog for providing her dog, which is not a cat.

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