Uploaded April 2026 | Updated September 2026, 15 hours ago

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I know your sins. You agreed to the terms of service, but you didn't ACTUALLY read them, did you...? I used to be a charlatan like you, but I'm done living a life built on a lie. Right here, right now, I am turning over a new leaf.

I may be the first person in human history to read the entire Terms of Service, and if you have half an hour you too can say that you have, for once in your life, told the TRUTH to the checkbox.

Is Pokemon Champions really so bad that I would rather read the Terms of Service instead of "playing" the game itself? I'll just say that livestream viewership INCREASED over the course of this segment, which was not the case for the battle portions...

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