Uploaded September 2016 | Updated September 2026, 15 hours ago

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KFC’s secret recipe has been revealed. Here’s how to feel guilty eating KFC at home….TASTY.

Here’s what you’ll need


1x dead chicken.
1x cup of flour
1/4 cup of oregano
1/4 cur of paprika
1/4 cup of dried mustard
1 bottle of Kentucky bourbon.
1 lump of coal
1 table spoon despair
2 ounces of regret
1/2 cut of disappointment
1 lb of melancholy
1/2 table spoon of transmission oil
white pepper.
1 coach with unresolved issues from broken marriage
1 Russian foot spa
2 Russian feet