Uploaded August 2013 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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How to Cook is an informational food preparational series. In this episode, Goldentusk shows how NOT to Crush Garlic.

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How NOT to Cook OTHER things:
How NOT to Make a Sushi Roll: goo.gl/3pjhYV
How NOT to Crack a Nut: goo.gl/W8fZkQ
How NOT to Massage Kale: goo.gl/7nt0VS
How NOT to Toast a Bagel: goo.gl/QaM8VY
How NOT to Grill Onions: goo.gl/LHaAkh
How NOT to Crush Garlic: goo.gl/MrvJ3C
How NOT to Drain Pasta: goo.gl/nzBpiV
How NOT to Freeze Leftovers: goo.gl/ng020Q
How NOT to Roast a Potato: goo.gl/YDVI0t
How NOT to Top a Sundae: goo.gl/k66MdO

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Do you know how to cook? Have you ever prepared a meal? Would you be able to decipher a recipe? This comedic series is meant to explore the art of cooking with no skill whatsoever.

I believe that learning how to cook actually requires no cooking at all.

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Superman Theme Song: goo.gl/6GQzMZ
Batman Theme Song: goo.gl/UDTt7G
JAWS Theme Song: goo.gl/qG5GVm

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