Uploaded September 2018 | Updated September 2026, 3 hours ago
Ex-Prime Minister of Straya Malcolm Turnbull goes on the most ear-blistering rant known to man. ScarnonCunce News was there to film it all for you bloody sick cunce.
SCRIPT
TURNBULL DUB
Yeah Scarnon? Uhh, so just wanna say a couple a things before I go walkabout.
Oldmate Morro's just been fucken sworn in as Prime Minister and I gotta tell ya,
what a bloody relief. I've been flat out like a lizard drinkin' the last couple
a years dealin' with all you cunts and this couldn't have come any fucken sooner.
When I took over from Tone I thought to meself, "Well fuck me, I've bloody done it.
I've become the top cunt of Straya." How wrong I was mate. The liberal party's given
me more headaches than the bloody seppos ever will. Dutton's a fuckwit, Morrison's a
dumb cunt, and Julie Bishop is a real pain in the arse, fair dinkum. Just full of
fucken' whingin' cunts and poofs havin' a sook.
I'm not even gonna make a comment on those Greens wankers.. but I'll tell yas this
much, you'll only take me fucken V8 off me when ya pry the keys from me cold, dead
hands you bloody hippy boat huggers.
And don't even get me started on the Australian Public mate.. What a bloody farce.
Youse all just need to harden the fuck up and get on with it. Whatever happened
to havin' a red-hot go and bein' a sick cunt? First we stopped the boats, now we
gotta start a bloody campaign to stop the shit cunts.
All I gotta say is, Good fucken' luck Morro, cause you're gonna need it ya cunt.
While you're stuck here dealin' with this bloody mess, I'll be grinning like a
shot fox while downin' shots and fuckin' some munted Balinese sluts. Stabbin' me
in the back like that was a real shit-cunt act mate. Doesn't make me feel too bad
for bangin' yer misso a while back ay.
Anyway, I'd like to thank me missus for bein' a top sheila, me best mate Bazza cause
he's a sick cunt to get pissed with, and Bundy Rum for gettin' me through some hard
yakka. And now, I'm off like a Bondi Tram cause cunt's just fucked.
*kid runs out doin stupid shit*
Oi! Get back inside ya little bastard! Hey can one of you cunts smack this little
fuckwit for me? Fair suck of the sav mate..
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Ex-Prime Minister of Straya Malcolm Turnbull goes on the most ear-blistering rant known to man. ScarnonCunce News was there to film it all for you bloody sick cunce.
SCRIPT
TURNBULL DUB
Yeah Scarnon? Uhh, so just wanna say a couple a things before I go walkabout.
Oldmate Morro's just been fucken sworn in as Prime Minister and I gotta tell ya,
what a bloody relief. I've been flat out like a lizard drinkin' the last couple
a years dealin' with all you cunts and this couldn't have come any fucken sooner.
When I took over from Tone I thought to meself, "Well fuck me, I've bloody done it.
I've become the top cunt of Straya." How wrong I was mate. The liberal party's given
me more headaches than the bloody seppos ever will. Dutton's a fuckwit, Morrison's a
dumb cunt, and Julie Bishop is a real pain in the arse, fair dinkum. Just full of
fucken' whingin' cunts and poofs havin' a sook.
I'm not even gonna make a comment on those Greens wankers.. but I'll tell yas this
much, you'll only take me fucken V8 off me when ya pry the keys from me cold, dead
hands you bloody hippy boat huggers.
And don't even get me started on the Australian Public mate.. What a bloody farce.
Youse all just need to harden the fuck up and get on with it. Whatever happened
to havin' a red-hot go and bein' a sick cunt? First we stopped the boats, now we
gotta start a bloody campaign to stop the shit cunts.
All I gotta say is, Good fucken' luck Morro, cause you're gonna need it ya cunt.
While you're stuck here dealin' with this bloody mess, I'll be grinning like a
shot fox while downin' shots and fuckin' some munted Balinese sluts. Stabbin' me
in the back like that was a real shit-cunt act mate. Doesn't make me feel too bad
for bangin' yer misso a while back ay.
Anyway, I'd like to thank me missus for bein' a top sheila, me best mate Bazza cause
he's a sick cunt to get pissed with, and Bundy Rum for gettin' me through some hard
yakka. And now, I'm off like a Bondi Tram cause cunt's just fucked.
*kid runs out doin stupid shit*
Oi! Get back inside ya little bastard! Hey can one of you cunts smack this little
fuckwit for me? Fair suck of the sav mate..
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