Uploaded January 2023 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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People keep telling me to touch grass so that's exactly what I did...by seeing how fast you can touch grass in every Mario game.

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Hi there! I'm j0rts, and I like to explore mostly pointless things in video games while playing them in weird, unconventional ways.

Despite my name, this channel has nothing to do with jorts. In fact, I've never even worn a pair of jorts in my life. I just find the word fun to say... j o r t s.

Anyways, thanks for taking the time to check out my channel. If you'd like to hang out with me live, be sure to visit my Twitch channel over at twitch.tv/j0rts

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