Uploaded June 2025 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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What if Kirby had to follow the AHA recommendations for daily caloric intake? Let's find out and eat 2000 calories in every Kirby game.

▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ About j0rts ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬

Hi there! I'm j0rts (Ben), and I like to explore mostly pointless things in video games while playing them in weird, unconventional ways.

Despite my name, this channel has nothing to do with jorts. In fact, I've never even worn a pair of jorts in my life. I just find the word fun to say... j o r t s.

Anyways, thanks for taking the time to check out my channel. If you'd like to hang out with me live, be sure to visit my Twitch channel over at twitch.tv/j0rts

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