Uploaded May 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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Hallöchen, ihr Lieben! ✧・ﾟ:*

so
it is 10pm within my time zone rn
making it

BANGER O'CLOCK

i think

so

for this month's banger i present BTS' "Hooligan" but instead of actually singing the song properly, I decided to give it a little spin with making it about the myth, the legend, brennan lee mulligan.

whilst debating if I should go for the idea with my fiancé, he deadass dropped the line "quitting dropout to make doll shoes cool again" and had me CRYING whilst having lunch. SO ever since then, I've been scheming, writing and recording this within 7-ish hours; so please excuse if this seems rushed - i simply want to share this with the world and when editing believed it did not need much more than I've already put together.

thank you

i am looking forward to more critical role and the new season of game changer. i shall depart now and hop into bed.

p.s. please don't hate me bts-community!!!!!! i vibe with bts and do not mean any ill intend with this parody.


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✦ CREDITS
"Hooligan", originally performed by BTS
♡ youtu.be/diBO0gMuTXo?si=8NDvy-zxJwNtJ-RK

Vocal / Mix / Lyrics ◇ jen
Videos used in this video:
youtu.be/jBCJH4QLVbw?si=hpDgmBHKU-DZ3d73
youtu.be/ixtPS9n6AVM?si=DmPR2d7Xlz-KQM9V
youtu.be/av2ZRRCOgro?si=-prWya_tkuS7jDpq
youtu.be/mPrhWsrVvK0?si=iae_6Otl870tPnJe
youtu.be/8aN1iqO6Kwg?si=IYsjYMKj4fV2ai6t
youtu.be/BW8vra2P3Xc?si=tJ6wxQqMBXPfqzKp
youtu.be/88et7YlmzTs?si=_qPeiNbWa9mhP28O

LYRICS

## REFRAIN
Watch this, watch this man, call him Mulligan
Quitting Dropout to make doll shoes cool again
Mulligan — Watch this, watch this man - call him Mulligan

## CHORUS
There ain’t nothin’ he wouldn’t do
Snackin’ almonds, ‘n spittin’ truth
Mulligan — Watch this, watch this man - call him Mulligan

## Verse I
gang, he’s bout to blow a fuse
never stoppin’ for a goose (egg)
aramàn where it’s at,
he schemin’ for content
somebody win,
somebody lose,
sundered houses got a ruse
they can never ever choose
every one of us amused
graduating from a campus
rollin’ criticals, we dancing

## REFRAIN
Watch this, watch this man, call him Mulligan
Quitting Dropout to make doll shoes cool again
Mulligan — Watch this, watch this man - call him Mulligan

## Verse II
We got Pigeon, ‘mingo - Siamese Fire (back)
and the Chicken, Peacock, Roseate Spoonbill on this damn track
Mulligan, like Mulligan
Bird expert, call ‘im Mulligan
Even if he never wanted to be
all clear, changing the game
he’ll take you out, take you out

creatin’ mem’ries within the now
this is international
already unforgetable

## REFRAIN
Watch this, watch this man, call him Mulligan
Quitting Dropout to make doll shoes cool again
Mulligan — Watch this, watch this man - call him Mulligan

## Bridge
Yeah, he a mess, gonna hop from pond to pond yeah
This that boy, call ‘em padmund pondhop yeah
you gon’ watch him castin’ spells ‘round the clock, yeah
‘round the clock, clock, clock, clok

## CHORUS
There ain’t nothin’ he wouldn’t do
Snackin’ almonds, ‘n spittin’ truth
Mulligan — Watch this, watch this man - call him Mulligan
There ain’t nothin’ he wouldn’t do
Snackin’ almonds, ‘n spittin’ truth
Mulligan — Watch this, watch this man - call him Mulligan

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✦ GET IN TOUCH
E-Mail → xunreachablee@web.de
X → twitter.com/xUnreachablee
SoundCloud → soundcloud.com/xunreachablee

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- About jen
jen also formally known as xUnreachablee is a german cover artist and producer.
Her journey on YouTube started over a decade ago, initially with a german cover of
the first ATTACK ON TITAN opening that has ever since been deleted.
Now, jen dedicates her free time to cover a vast variety of songs, spanning across
multiple different genre and media - creating more than 200 individual covers in
english, german or even japanese.

#dropout #criticalrole #brennanleemulligan