Chonny Jash | Hokum All Ye Faithful (Sycamore Smith Cover) @ChonnyJash | Uploaded 2 years ago | Updated 22 hours ago
note: i don't hate religious people, this is just a song, don't read too much into it.

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LYRICS:

Tell me, have you heard the one about the prophet with the perfect soul?
A heavenly bastard with his own slasher flick, the greatest fairy tale ever told.
Weekly he receives a kneeling ovation from a sleepy nation.
They're swallowing the old routine, the holy saltine, and backwash from the cup of salvation.


[Have you heard the legend sweeping the land?
They're saying we all sprung from some invisible man.
And when he finished up he took a little rest,
and he's been resting ever since, I guess.]


Tell me, have you heard the one about the young man who died for your sins?
You'd think he would've learned his lesson not to mess with us,
and yet they say he's gonna come again.
He mighta hit a ripe, old age if a disciple had not failed him.
Broken, betrayed and lost, he lay alone on the cross, while the Easter Bunny pounded the nails in.


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Tell me, have you heard the one about the healer who could resurrect?
They say that when he rose from the dead, he had a flattened head, black boots and two bolts in his neck.
Hokum all ye faithful, that's the whole fable as I was told it.
Honestly I'm halfway jealous of the gullible zealots who believe this unbelievable bullshit.

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Have you heard his tales of sorrow and sin?
It's said that they all end as quickly as they begin.
And if you've failed or ignored his last request,
oh you'd best be prepared to repent.