Agma Schwa
The Only Correct Way To Speak: HyperFormal (Conlang Showcase)
updated
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Join us as we make our escape from Missouri and experience the languages of the Western Continent. This is all part of the Dog Days (Djogawa Djororx) canon... except for the time travel, that's not canon.
If you don't get the reference at the beginning: youtube.com/@UCMk_WSPy3EE16aK5HLzCJzw
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Documentation Coming Soon to: nguh.org/languages
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Sources:
[Source Name Redacted Temporarily for Funny]: journals.biologists.com/jeb/article/72/1/229/22474/Respiratory-Mechanics-of-Sound-Production-in
[Source Name Redacted Temporarily for Funny]: youtube.com/watch?v=ygTa1mOTSo0
Over 5 years ago, I came up with a system to create "Anglicizations" of Arodjun words. After tweaking the original school project quite a bit, the system is back.
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The rules are different this time in almost every way, so time travelers be warned: this is for 2024's Cursed Conlang Circus 3!
Translation Texts for Convenient Copy/Pasting:
Option 1:
“About three things I was absolutely positive: First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him—and I didn’t know how potent that part might be—that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.”
Option 2:
‘Hark! It was ruled by Agamashuya and His son Gu Sabah: Tian practices against the lesser side of the invisible origin of light, beset by cosmetic prohibitions of silence and restraint; for Ngu, a slave to creativity, shall make inspection and certification prior to confirmation of Najva Guns’ official status. Deny thine humanity: There are no politics in real life.’
Have fun, bring me your most disturbing creations! Just remember the 10 minute explanation length for your official submission video. If you have more to say you can make as many videos on the subject as you'd like.
Voting Form: [will be available after submission deadline]
00:00 I've Come To Make An Announcement
02:16 Define "Cursed"
03:30 Optional Themes
05:32 Translation Texts
06:40 "Democracy" and Criteria
09:28 Submission Rules
10:48 How To Put Chapters In a YouTube Video
15:08 Tagging #CCC3
16:12 How To Submit Your Language
17:04 Deadline and Timeline
18:40 Conclusion
19:59 Ngatrons
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Sources:
https://alic.sites.unlv.edu/chapter-11-10-phonological-features/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underspecification (Archiphonemes)
http://seas3.elte.hu/phono/notes/141-phonotactics.html (constraints)
reddit.com/r/linguistics/comments/4i8lm4/how_many_different_phonemes_can_a_single_syllable/?rdt=35973 (Reddit discussion on most consonants in one syllable)
hellovaia.com/explanations/english/phonology/phonotactics (Constraints vs Restraints)
staffnew.uny.ac.id/upload/132310014/pendidikan/7-phonotactical-rules.pdf Basic Phonotactics Presentation with helpful charts
https://stephenescher.blog/2020/03/31/an-in-depth-guide-to-creating-a-phonology-part-5-phonotactics/ Stephen Escher’s Conlang Phonotactics Blog
languagehat.com/semantic-primitives “Allolex” Semantic Discussion
http://www.glottopedia.org/index.php/Absolute_neutralization Intro to “Absolute Neutralization.”
bpb-us-w2.wpmucdn.com/sites.wustl.edu/dist/7/2420/files/2020/02/Kessler-Treiman-2001-Relationships-between-sounds-and-letters-in-English-monosyllables.pdf Kessler and Teriman’s Phonotactics Study 1
http://spell.psychology.wustl.edu/SensPhonotactic/Treiman_et_al_Labphon_2000.pdf Treiman et. al continued
See you in 2024.
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#christmasmmusic #santa #holidays #merry
So it all comes to this... The final batch of cursed conlangs for the 2023 CURSED CONLANG CIRCUS! Enjoy the final 6.5 hours of the Circus. If you started watching in the United States, you'll likely be waking up in the morning to this still playing.
Who will win? Who made the best rock language, a posteriori language, or the combo? Watch til the end to find out, and be sure to vote for the Fan Favorite.
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My European, African, and Asian viewers are going to love this premiere, it begins IMMEDIATELY after the end of Part One.
Welcome back to the 2023 Cursed Conlang Circus! Where nightmares become reality and the only way out is to embrace the cursedness. Enjoy dozens more cursed languages created by the conlang community this year, and hear the Bee Movie intro recited another 50 or so times. It's still not over yet, there's a Part Three coming right after this one ends.
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Alkan Documentation: nguh.org/languages/alkan
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Yeah it didn't work
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Without reading "Linguistics For Dummies," I'm going to attempt to explain why these questions are important enough to apparently be asked in the book.
The article in question: dummies.com/article/academics-the-arts/language-language-arts/linguistics/general-linguistics/some-tough-questions-associated-with-linguistics-183854
The brain part: nih.gov/news-events/nih-research-matters/study-reveals-brain-networks-critical-conversation
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#linguistics #language #writing #conlang
Some links (calling them "sources" would make this sound more academic than it really is)
Diagraphemes?: http://uu.diva-portal.org/smash/record.jsf?pid=diva2%3A861940&dswid=7417 Rejecting Graphemes: tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/17586801.2019.1697412 Hyperlegible (not kidding): brailleinstitute.org/freefont What to Call This: reddit.com/r/AncientGreek/comments/jrj06z/does_the_greek_prefix_orthos_have_an_antonym/?rdt=46344
DOWNLOAD the Heterography Resource Pack: mediafire.com/file/r2cc45lsn5njxzg/Heterography_v2.rar/file
Graphemes 00:41
Allographs and Handwriting 04:20
Killing the Underlying Grapheme 07:42
The Experiment 10:33
Results 17:31
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Read the full grammar: nguh.org/static/UF-GRAMMAR.pdf
Full Nguh.org page: nguh.org/languages/ultrafrench
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GenGo Word Generator: collinbrennan.github.io/GenGo/index.html
Background Music (made by me): youtube.com/watch?v=aBRoJxsrOCY
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The Dynmap: http://castleinsanibel.fortidyndns.com:25574/
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Send me a VIDEO, either via a YouTube video (public or unlisted), r/AgmaSchwa, or directly via email at nguhmail@gmail.com. If you send the file using Google Drive, MAKE SURE YOU HAVE MANUALLY GIVEN ME ACCESS TO THE FILE.
Make a Cursed Conlang and Send me a video including:
- the name of the language
- a brief explanation of the grammar, morphology, writing system, etc, whatever is needed to explain what you've made
- a RECORDED translation of the Bee Movie intro text (I'll make it the pinned comment)
If the language involves ROCKS, is A POSTERIORI, or somehow BOTH, you'll be in the running for one of three honorable mentions.
Do NOT send me your video exclusively through Discord. Make sure it's also a valid YouTube link or you've sent it to me via email.
Also, attach a preferred name and pronouns to your submission so we know what to call you when discussing your submission.
Have fun, and make the worst thing possible.
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Timestamps (currently inaccurate, I’ll fix later)
00:00 Intro
01:34 Part One: “You” Don’t Exist
04:43 Part Two: The Main Characters
06:16 LingoLizard Feature
11:47 Hvasvan Grammatical Person
18:10 Part Three: Names
25:23 Part Four: Objectivity of All Arguments
32:00 Conclusion
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I never thought I'd see the day where you could learn a language entirely within Minecraft, but here it is, it exists! And you can participate in it, too! In this lovely video, I document my experience diving into the Clongcraft server, as an example for what will likely happen if you do the same.
They need more players, so definitely join!
But remember... don't be META!
The Clongcraft YT Channel: youtube.com/@clongcraft
#languagelearning #conlang #linguistics #NoMetaMilk
Chapters:
00:00 Welcome to Clongcraft
05:30 Part 1: Linguistically Isekai'd
16:57 Part 2: The Clongcraft Grindset
30:14 Part 3: Clongclusion
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Enjoy this more chill video while I work on finishing the comic, finish writing up some very complex upcoming videos, and study for the LSAT.
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Timestamps:
00:00 Intro to Deixis
02:50 Part One: X, Y, Z
11:02 Part Two: The Limits of Time and Memory
14:29 Part Three: Higher Metaphysical Directions
18:54 Part Four: Egos of Speculative Beings
29:38 Thank You + Ending Part
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Documentation: nguh.org/languages/xomitec
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