Creative Cat Productions | History of Christmas cookies | according to no one @creativecatproductions | Uploaded December 2019 | Updated October 2024, 14 hours ago.
Eating Christmas cookies for Christmas is an old and happy memory for billions upon billions of Americans living all over the world. But do you actually know where Christmas cookies even come from? Christmas cookies are from the DEVIL. That's right, the DEVIL and he made them to give you and me and everyone on earth DIABEETUS.

Right NOW diabeetus is one of the leading causes of debilitating, chronic illness affecting people in the industrialized world. For most of us, who are born with a working pancreas, It comes from eating too much of the wrong kinds of food and not getting enough physical activity.....and Christmas cookies. Christmas cookies have enough DIABEETUS inside them to kill a horse. They almost killed Wilford Brimley, but I checked, and did you know that he's actually still ALIVE?! He's 85 years old this year (2019). That makes him old enough to remember the end of World War 2. He was a little boy.....but he remembers it. He says it sucked.

Anyway, we hope you enjoy making Christmas cookies.....just, please, don't actually eat them.

- Love

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