Uploaded February 2022 | Updated September 2026, 4 days ago
Comedian @alexstein99 attended a virtual Portland City Council meeting on Wednesday and hilariously mocked the city's failed progressive policies during public comment. Clad in black while wearing a blue, surgical face mask, comedian Alex Stein thanked Portland City Council for enabling drug use and forcing police officers to stand down while Antifa militants destroyed the city. He spoke from his car, with his dog. Providing public comment on Portland's proposal to require vaccine passports, Stein introduced himself as "a member of Antifa" and commended city council for their support of radical left extremists.
"Yo, I just want to say I'm a member of Antifa and listen, I was in Texas. I had a wife, she worked at a bank, she worked for eleven years and I had two kids. She got all radicalized and became a Trump supporter so I took the dog, I took the car, and I drove straight to Los Angeles," Stein said.
"I'll be honest with you, LA was terrible. It was a nightmare. And then I met some guys, we rode some trains, and went up to Portland. This is the best place!" Stein exclaimed. "The cleanest methamphetamines that I've ever done but the problem is... all these dope users out there... a lot of them aren't vaccinated."
Stein spoke at length about how "clean" the drugs are in Portland, and how there are essentially no rules and that people can do as they please. He praised the policy of allowing people to take their dogs into movie theaters, saying that can't happen in Texas where "they've got all these rules."
"I'm triple vaccinated and I've been telling you, this El Camino, I've been parked on the street living out of it for three weeks, nobody has said anything at all," he said.
He praised the Antifa efforts to destroy public, federal property for over a 100 nights of rioting in the summer of 2020, saying "What happened at that federal building? It was sweet, ya'll were so chill about it because alot of my boys were the one's starting those fires. And I know some of my family friends that went down to Washington, DC on January 6, they're now going to be in jail forever!"
He spoke about how "tight" it was that Wheeler won't let rioters go to jail. "Thank you for hooking us up, Ted Wheeler!" Stein said.
The comedian ended the duration if his time by thanking Mayor Wheeler for being the "the number one chillest Mayor."
Portland City Commissioner Jo Ann Hardesty said at the end "we're over time so we can cut him off now." And Stein's time was ended.
"I'll take that in the spirit in which it was offered, which was complete sarcasm," Wheeler said.
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Comedian @alexstein99 attended a virtual Portland City Council meeting on Wednesday and hilariously mocked the city's failed progressive policies during public comment. Clad in black while wearing a blue, surgical face mask, comedian Alex Stein thanked Portland City Council for enabling drug use and forcing police officers to stand down while Antifa militants destroyed the city. He spoke from his car, with his dog. Providing public comment on Portland's proposal to require vaccine passports, Stein introduced himself as "a member of Antifa" and commended city council for their support of radical left extremists.
"Yo, I just want to say I'm a member of Antifa and listen, I was in Texas. I had a wife, she worked at a bank, she worked for eleven years and I had two kids. She got all radicalized and became a Trump supporter so I took the dog, I took the car, and I drove straight to Los Angeles," Stein said.
"I'll be honest with you, LA was terrible. It was a nightmare. And then I met some guys, we rode some trains, and went up to Portland. This is the best place!" Stein exclaimed. "The cleanest methamphetamines that I've ever done but the problem is... all these dope users out there... a lot of them aren't vaccinated."
Stein spoke at length about how "clean" the drugs are in Portland, and how there are essentially no rules and that people can do as they please. He praised the policy of allowing people to take their dogs into movie theaters, saying that can't happen in Texas where "they've got all these rules."
"I'm triple vaccinated and I've been telling you, this El Camino, I've been parked on the street living out of it for three weeks, nobody has said anything at all," he said.
He praised the Antifa efforts to destroy public, federal property for over a 100 nights of rioting in the summer of 2020, saying "What happened at that federal building? It was sweet, ya'll were so chill about it because alot of my boys were the one's starting those fires. And I know some of my family friends that went down to Washington, DC on January 6, they're now going to be in jail forever!"
He spoke about how "tight" it was that Wheeler won't let rioters go to jail. "Thank you for hooking us up, Ted Wheeler!" Stein said.
The comedian ended the duration if his time by thanking Mayor Wheeler for being the "the number one chillest Mayor."
Portland City Commissioner Jo Ann Hardesty said at the end "we're over time so we can cut him off now." And Stein's time was ended.
"I'll take that in the spirit in which it was offered, which was complete sarcasm," Wheeler said.
Music: Groovtastic by Dhruva Aliman
Amazon - amzn.to/2B9tGa7
music.apple.com/us/artist/dhruva-aliman/363563637
dhruvaaliman.bandcamp.com/album/road-of-fortunes
dhruvaaliman.com
Spotify - open.spotify.com/artist/5XiFCr9iBKE6Cupltgnlet
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