Herschel Walker (MOCKFLIX #095) @mockingmedia
Herschel Walker (MOCKFLIX #095)  @mockingmedia
Uploaded October 2022 | Updated September 2026, 19 minutes ago
How about some Herschel Walker facts before we do our MOCKFLIX search on him today?

1-(Abortion Lie) Receipts and a “Get well” card prove everything! Walker, who opposes abortions WITHOUT exceptions, paid for his girlfriend’s in 2009. He wanted her to end a second pregnancy in 2011. She declined. Walker is a bit defensive now since this came out. Hannity even asked him about the accusations against him. Walker tried to deflect, saying he had “no idea” about the woman making the accusations, and said, “I never asked anyone for an abortion, I never paid for an abortion, it’s a lie.”

Walker’s responses are always incoherent. “The first I knew about any of this was when some reporter asked me about an abortion. And I’m like, ‘No, that’s a lie.’ And when I was asked if I paid for an abortion, and I said, ‘No.’ I did not pay for an abortion. I’m not saying she did or didn’t have one. I’m saying I don’t know anything about that. I don’t know.”

2-(Edumacation) Walker’s people said that he has a BA in criminal justice, graduating in the top 1% of his University of Georgia class. This was proven false and Walker admitted that he never graduated after the fact. Walker then claimed that he, never actually claimed to have graduated from the University of Georgia saying, “I never said that. They say that. And I said—that’s what you gotta remember—I never, I never have said that statement. Not one time. I’ve said that I studied criminal justice at UGA!”

3-(Charity) Walker claimed that he founded a little NPO called Patriot Support for veterans. He said it was a “military program” that treats thousands “of soldiers a year.” In reality, the ORG is a for-profit program run by Universal Health Services. They were investigated by the FBI and the DOD. Their psychiatric facilities tried to raise profits by keeping patients longer than needed. Walker was actually a paid spokesman for them. He received over $300k from them just last year!

After this mess was exposed, Walker came back with another false claim. He claimed to have started Ascend Health’s Freedom Care program, a veterans’ program with a similar mission to Patriot Support. An investigation found that Walker was actually just a spokesman for them, not its founder. Government filings show that Freedom Care started in 2006, a year before Walker claimed to have created it.

4-(Barney Fife) Walker has made multiple claims to have had extensive experience in law enforcement. He said he was a police officer with the Cobb County Police Department. Walker also trained with Mulder and Scully at the FBI. “I worked for law enforcement, y’all didn’t know that either! I spent time at Quantico at the FBI training school. Y’all didn’t know I was an agent?”

...Anyway, a Cobb County Police Department spokesperson said that there were no records of him working for the them. His campaign also said that he ran a “women’s self-defense training, participating in the FBI Academy at Quantico” and that he was an “honorary deputy” for the Cobb County Police Department.

Is teaching a class and being an “honorary deputy” the same as being a police officer or an FBI agent? Asking for a friend.

5-(Fabric or fabricated?) Walker claimed that he owned the largest upholstery business in the US. He doesn't own the largest upholstery business in the country. In fact, Walker doesn’t now and has never owned an upholstery business.

6-(Indian in the Cupboard) Walker claimed to be Native American on his mother’s side, saying that his granny was a “full-blooded Cherokee.” His mom was unable to confirm the claims in an interview. Damn shame.

7-(Voter fraud) Walker continues to claim that massive voter fraud occurred in 2020, saying that he wasn’t sure if Biden had been lawfully elected.

“I don’t know whether he was. I think everybody else thinks there was problems, and that’s the reason right now everybody’s so upset!”

Now, over 60 federal judges, some appointed by Trump, didn’t find any evidence of fraud. Lawsuits, alleging election fraud, were filed in Georgia and were all dismissed!

8-(Daddy Issues) Walker has harsh words for absentee fathers. Cough cough cough. Funny, throughout his campaign, he himself has refused to publicly acknowledge 3 of his own kids.

Let's sum all of this up with a movie.

*Donovan: Which one is it?

*Grail Knight: You must choose. But choose wisely, as the true grail will bring you life, and the false grail will take it from you.

[...] (Doctor Elsa chooses the grail for Donovan, and he shrivels away to nothing.)

*Grail Knight: He chose poorly.

Now, Herschel isn't the first candidate caught up in a few lies. But, a few things make Walker’s lies different from other candidates’. They’re easily disproven. They’re false to the point of being preposterous and offensive. Remember people, there are good choices and then there are wise choices.

Choose wisely.
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