Uploaded April 2020 | Updated September 2026, 1 day ago

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LYRICS:

Always wanted to do this sh*t so here I am
(Am I here)
Never thought from where I came I'd end up here
(Here I am)
Metallica riffs, I mon the Biff yet here I am
(Am I here)
Always wanted to do this sh*t so here I am
(Am I here)

Holding up the pen like a criminal pitbull
committing armed theft with a bone-white grip on a pistol
I'm a ticked-off Northern Gunner, I’m pissed Hull (pew pew pew pew)
I'm armed to the teeth with bars, if you've ever seen me smile
then you know I'm totally possessive of quite the goofy, toothy snarl
with this style of overly-aggressive self-flagellation, I'm like a masochistic crocodile
I got all these teeth and no toothbrush
Call me Thierry ornery
(Teehee)

I snap jaws at mouth-runners 'cause I can an' I will, with ease
two cans of spam, I could fill with these loose bits of dead meat danglin' from in between
Each and every canine lodged within my gingiva
if that word sounds bizarre
I suggest you do what the people do when they witness what we do
(Thesaurus)
I gobble up the dictionary, hounding on the legendary
watching all their steps and how they move, it's scary
learning from the master gaits
think I've found my leash, their reigns,
shepherding my bleats in their domain, mate, I need to breathe
I devour the sounds that ensnare me
you should not come round and compare me
to the goats, I’m just a sheep, dog, we'll find our own way one day, that's what I say

Always wanted to do this sh*t so here I am
(Am I here)
Never thought from where I came I'd end up here
(Here I am)
Metallica riffs, I mon the Biff yet here I am
(Am I here)
Always wanted to do this sh*t so here I am
(Am I here)

Every now and then I need a pen just to let the ink spill
draw my thoughts from the fountain, relieving pressure, 'til I'm feeling like a feather
Nice and light, but I cannot seem to live without them, like a parasite,
These thoughts survive off my appetite for the erudite, they're still alive, I'm wide awake
I won't close my eyes, I won't try and hide, I will not chill until I write this down, I'll kill
every last motherf*cking nagging thought inside my noggin',
I'm not stoppin, not for nothin',
I'll keep truckin', this sh*t's like a drug an'
call it night quill cause I go write to sleep.

Always wanted to do this sh*t so here I am
(Am I here)
Never thought from where I came I'd end up here
(Here I am)
Metallica riffs, I mon the Biff yet here I am
(Am I here)
Always wanted to do this sh*t so here I am
(Am I here)



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