Uploaded June 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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HelloFresh recently put out some bizarre marketing that recommended their high-fibre meal kits for ridding your colon of ploop to make space for..."other things" during Pride Month.

Nothing wrong with other things in colons, but I see it as an all-year-round thing, not just for June. Also I'm trying to cook dinner from overpriced veg in a cardboard box so I don't want to think about men's hairy bums and what's inside them.

I look at how this marketing actually makes sense and how big corporations (HelloFresh turned over 7.7 billion euros last year) found this nifty trick to sell their stuff to leftists.

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