Uploaded February 2016 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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CONTENTS!:
1) This is a video update.
2) It exists.
3) I say stuff in it that might be of interest. (Or not.)
4) It's mercifully short. (Maybe not short enough, though.)
5) What have I done?
6) Hold me.
7) *screams into a pillow* (Get a hold of yourself man, this is no time to panic.)
8) You're right, let's do this. (Sorry about the jitteryness in this part, typical VHS.)
9) Nobody in the comments really understands my failed attempts at humour and rightfully moves on in their lives.