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![The STAR WARS Holiday Special RUINED My CHILDHOOD! #starwars #starwarsholidayspecial
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THE STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL RUINED MY CHILDHOOD
Lyrics by Matthew Hawes
Copyright 2024, 2025 MBH Productions.
Music created using Suno A.I.
The Star Wars Holiday Special
It was no good
It ruined my childhood
The Star Wars Holiday Special
What pain I withstood!
It was no damned good!
No damned good...
Loony Lumpy, what can I say?
Excitedly watching
Cirque du Soleil
And Han Solo hugging on the Wookies
Made me so sick
I threw up my cookies
Oh, Luke what happened to your hair?
And oh my, look at that face!
What was going on there?
At a young age it rotted my brain
Watching that crap
Drove me insane
First was excited, but it turned out lame
Yet George Lucas would not accept blame
The Star Wars Holiday Special
Ruined my childhood
What pain I withstood!
The Star Wars Holiday Special
Ruined my childhood
It was no damned good!
Poor Harvey Korman, were you well?
Playing such roles
Putting us through hell
And what they did to Art Carney?
Took ol’ Ed Norton
Made him unfunny!
And horny Itchy’s vile fantasy
Was real disturbing
Virtual reality-ee-ee-eee
The Star Wars Holiday Special
Ruined my childhood
Such pain I withstood
The Star Wars Holiday Special
Ruined my childhood
It was no damned good!
No damned good!
[Instrumental]
What was with Jefferson Starship
Were they high on weed?
Experiencing some trip?
And Marty Balin’s microphone?
Glowing at his mouth
Best leave that alone!
Leia and Bea Arthur singing songs
The horrors unleashed
What unearthly wrongs!
The Star Wars Holiday Special
Ruined my childhood
Such pain I withstood
The Star Wars Holiday Special
Ruined my childhood
It was no damned good!
Just no damned good
Just no damned good
Just no damned good
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