Uploaded December 2018 | Updated September 2026, 1 day ago

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I must do this

Music: The Jester

Affirmations
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I have the abilities of the protagonist from The Town With No Name
You have the abilities of the protagonist from The Town With No Name
I can summon a MS-Paint revolver
You can summon a MS-Paint revolver
I can summon a low-polygon train that is a spaceship for some reason
You can summon a low-polygon train that is a spaceship for some reason
I read in fights
You read in fights
Everytime I shoot someone a mentally disabled ms-paint abe lincoln comes and puts my victim in a low-polygon grave
Everytime you shoot someone a mentally disabled ms-paint abe lincoln comes and puts your victim in a low-polygon grave
I can instantly kill any kid that calls me shane
You can instantly kill any kid that calls you shane
If I die I shatter like glass
If you die you shatter like glass
I am excellent at playing cards
You are excellent at playing cards
I am an excellent marksman
You are an excellent marksman
I can make Big Iron by Marty Robbins play on any electronic device I choose
You can make Big Iron by Marty Robbins play on any electronic device you choose
I can get free drinks from any bartender
You can get free drinks from any bartender
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My name's not shane kid.