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𝙰 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚜𝚢𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚖 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚞𝚌𝚌𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚞𝚋𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚞𝚋𝚎𝚛, 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚢 𝚘𝚛 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜.
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Enjoy this funny song rendered in Tambddi Inglez by Dolly Fernandes. Lyrics written by Anthony Mendes. I mistakenly attributed this song to Cecilia Machado earlier. The error is regretted. Thanks to Edward Verdes for pointing out the error.

Handdio Ghanxing
Dolly Fernandes

Very nice my dress, I telling
Punn hanv bongleant sirvis koring
Soglle mest te markittantle
Mhojea mogan poddonk soding

Punn tea bazarant gorddent mhaka
Baba chimtte kaddunk trying
Punn hanv very koddok, don't care nobody
I tambddi Inglez tassing

Mhunntat darling, darling
Tum pollounk distai kalling
Mhunnon come on here bai, don't go there
You nicely quietly walking

Soglle chedde, la la la la
Mhaka fiunneo ghalun calling
Punn hanv respeit rakhing girl, mijeas no talking
Kuznant handdio ghanxing, ghanxing

My hippity-trippity Johnnie
Bottinttali kolark to writing
Sodanch sanjecho take me bagint
Ani laddu-bhoje mhaka giving

Dogaim tenkon bankar bosing
Tedna matxem teka hanv lojing
Mhojea tambddea vontthanchem xap tachea
Donuim polear hanv magir xaping

Mhozo Johnnie, Johnnie sodam bongleant to coming
Mhaka c-a-t cat, dog mhunnon Johnnie Inglez xinkoing
Uprant kuznant xigddi pettoun teka polam pudding giving
Magir maddam bhair voitoch reddko vazoun jitta patta naching naching