Uploaded May 2025 | Updated September 2026, 8 hours ago

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Just a rat and her ham;
Yes a rat and her ham!

Don't stand in her;
Cause she's a rat who love her ham!

Don't give her no spam;
Nor any tuna in a can;
This here rat;
All she loves is ham!

Just a rat who loves ham;
Be in fresh or from a can;
Can't stop her now;
Cause she's a little rat who loves her ham!

Black forest ham;
Honey glazed ham;
Spicy Mexican ham;
She wants to shove it in her yam;

When she's done with that ham;
She'll take a bone and simmer it;
Simmer that ham broth with some pinto beans;
and she'll have beans and a broth of ham;

She's a rat who loves ham;
She thinks it's pretty glam;
Be it honey-glazed or with jam;
She's just a rat who wants ham.