Uploaded October 2013 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago
What happens when a bunch of geeks have a driveway, some chalk, some booze, some time, and some imagination each take turns writing words to come up with one run-on sentence during a Halloween party.
A quickly drafted version:
"A giant hot shit tickles the ginormous horny balls of Mr. Clean's slick ass taint while poking his sick granny's sagging hairy jowling fun bags meanwhile elsewhere across town your mom blowing the doctors large asparagus stinking artichoke hole after flinging dead hookers totally smoking the purple helmeted warriors wearing kilts (no undies) as shaved nuns bare their demented impulsive carnal desires to orphans on the bus headed for Amsterdam with halted Darwin, Justin Beiber, Bill Cosby and his pudding pops (we like to call this "The Aristocrats"), Dave Chapelle, and Elmo covered with torn pieces of sacrificial bill o' rights (tm brand) cereal to attend a symposium of bondage is s and m sponsored by the creators of School House Rocks, Viagra, My Little Pony, and Nabisco all right here on CBS as soon as we conclude the stalwarts episode one holiday special orbs of wonder vs the very large Rice Krispie tumors that speak Definitely be Chinese with a Godzilla accent and You going to make attach themselves Asexually two big blue whale scrotums left overs at the Vatican so help me baby raptor Jesus (194 lbs 8 lbs premie) so long and thanx 4 all da fish bitchez!!"
What happens when a bunch of geeks have a driveway, some chalk, some booze, some time, and some imagination each take turns writing words to come up with one run-on sentence during a Halloween party.
A quickly drafted version:
"A giant hot shit tickles the ginormous horny balls of Mr. Clean's slick ass taint while poking his sick granny's sagging hairy jowling fun bags meanwhile elsewhere across town your mom blowing the doctors large asparagus stinking artichoke hole after flinging dead hookers totally smoking the purple helmeted warriors wearing kilts (no undies) as shaved nuns bare their demented impulsive carnal desires to orphans on the bus headed for Amsterdam with halted Darwin, Justin Beiber, Bill Cosby and his pudding pops (we like to call this "The Aristocrats"), Dave Chapelle, and Elmo covered with torn pieces of sacrificial bill o' rights (tm brand) cereal to attend a symposium of bondage is s and m sponsored by the creators of School House Rocks, Viagra, My Little Pony, and Nabisco all right here on CBS as soon as we conclude the stalwarts episode one holiday special orbs of wonder vs the very large Rice Krispie tumors that speak Definitely be Chinese with a Godzilla accent and You going to make attach themselves Asexually two big blue whale scrotums left overs at the Vatican so help me baby raptor Jesus (194 lbs 8 lbs premie) so long and thanx 4 all da fish bitchez!!"
