Uploaded August 2024 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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Gordon Freeman thought stasis meant peace. but NUH-UH. With the recent Half Life 3 rumors, G-Man’s stalking powers grew to a whole new level.

Disclaimer: This video is a parody and all jokes are meant for comedic purposes only. mkay ?

Love ya, see you in ten years ❤️