Uploaded April 2018 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago

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Lyrics
there's a centipede naked in your bedroom
and you swear to god the fucker's out to get you
and i digress
i must make you the perfect morning
i try my best
to scoop the slugger out the window

there's a praying mantis prancing in your bathtub
and you swear it's a priest from a past life out to getcha
and i digress
cause i must make you the perfect morning
i try my best
to put the priest inside a jam jar.

there's a millipede angry on your carpet
and i must admit he's staring with a vengeance
and i digress
i must make you the perfect morning
i try my best
to prove that nothing's out to get you.

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